Alright, listen up you young whippersnappers! Let’s talk about these football fellas, McLauren and Hopkins. Folks keep askin’ who to pick, who’s gonna score ya more points in that fantasy game you all play.
Now, I ain’t no expert, ya hear? But I seen my share of games on that there TV box. And let me tell ya, these two, they’re somethin’ else. Always runnin’ around, catchin’ balls… It’s a sight!
McLauren, that one. Folks say he didn’t do too hot last week. Only caught one ball, they say. Ten yards. That ain’t much, is it? But don’t count him out just yet! He’s a fighter, I tell ya. He’ll come back stronger, just you wait and see.
Then there’s Hopkins. Now he’s a slippery one! Always dodgin’ and weavin’. They say he’s got the moves, like a snake in the grass. He’ll snatch that ball right outta the air, quick as a wink!
- So, who ya gonna pick? McLauren or Hopkins?
- It’s a tough one, ain’t it? Like pickin’ between apple pie and peach cobbler.
- Both are good, but you gotta choose one!
Folks online, they talk and talk, usin’ all them fancy words. “PPR” this and “projections” that… Makes my head spin! But what it all boils down to is this: who’s gonna score more points?
You gotta look at the news, see if they’re hurt or somethin’. Can’t have a player with a bum leg runnin’ around, now can ya? And you gotta see who they’re playin’ against. Some teams are tougher than others, like a stubborn ol’ mule!
Now, if you ask me, and nobody ever does, I say go with your gut! Who do YOU think is gonna do better? Don’t listen to all them fancy folks with their fancy talk. Just close your eyes, picture them runnin’ down that field, and pick the one that feels right.
Remember, it’s just a game! Don’t get your knickers in a twist over it. Have fun, cheer for your team, and eat some snacks. That’s what I always do!
And if your player don’t do so hot? Well, there’s always next week! Just shake it off, like dust off your boots. No use cryin’ over spilled milk, or dropped footballs!
So there you have it, my two cents on McLauren and Hopkins. Take it or leave it, it’s up to you. Now go on, make your pick, and good luck to ya!
And remember, don’t take life too seriously. It’s too short for that! Enjoy the game, enjoy the company, and eat some pie!
Now, where did I put my glasses… Can’t see a darn thing without them!
Tags: DeAndre Hopkins, Terry McLaurin, Fantasy Football, Start Sit, Advice
