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Alright, let’s talk about this Bryce Harper fella and his house in Jersey. I heard tell he’s a big shot baseball player, plays for the Phillies, you know, the team over in Philly. Folks say he swings that bat like nobody’s business.
Now, this Harper, he ain’t hurting for money, that’s for sure. They say he got himself a nice little place over in Haddonfield, New Jersey. Haddonfield, that’s a fancy town, not like where I come from. We got dirt roads and chickens, they got paved streets and…well, I don’t rightly know what all they got, but it’s gotta be nice if a fella like Harper’s livin’ there.
They say his house is on Westminster Avenue. I looked it up online, kinda snooped around a bit, you know how it is. Seems like it’s a big ol’ farmhouse, but not the kind we got around here. This one’s probably got all the fixin’s, fancy bathrooms and kitchens and whatnot. Heard tell it’s got over 4,000 square feet. That’s a lot of space, more than I could ever use. I reckon he needs it though, what with all them baseball bats and gloves and such.
They say he paid a pretty penny for it too, somethin’ like $2.1 million. Lordy, that’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life! But I guess for him, that’s just chump change. He signed a big contract, a real big one, so he’s got plenty to spare. Folks were gossipin’ about it, sayin’ it was somethin’ like $330 million. Can you believe that? Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it.
- He bought the place a few years back, before he got all that money.
- It’s a farmhouse, but a real fancy one, not like the ones we got.
- The house is big, real big, over 4,000 square feet.
- He paid over two million dollars for it.
Now, I heard tell he’s got another place too, out in Las Vegas. Guess he likes the bright lights and the fancy livin’. Can’t say I blame him, though Vegas ain’t my cup of tea. Too much noise and carryin’ on for my taste. I like it quiet, where I can hear the crickets and the frogs at night.
But this house in Jersey, that’s the one folks are talkin’ about. They say it’s real nice, real pretty. I saw some pictures online, and it sure looks it. Big yard, nice trees, the whole shebang. Bet his wife, Kayla, she likes it there. Probably got a garden and everything. I always did like a good garden, nothin’ like fresh tomatoes and beans in the summer.
Harper, he seems like a good fella, even if he is a big shot baseball player. He works hard, plays hard, and he takes care of his family. That’s what matters, ain’t it? And if he wants to live in a big fancy house in Haddonfield, well, that’s his business. He earned it, fair and square.
So, that’s the lowdown on Bryce Harper’s house in New Jersey. A big fancy farmhouse in a fancy town, bought with money from a big fancy baseball contract. It ain’t the kind of place I’d live, but it seems to suit him just fine. And that’s all that matters, ain’t it? A man’s home is his castle, or so they say. And Bryce Harper, he’s got himself a mighty fine castle, that’s for sure.
But I tell ya, it ain’t the size of the house that matters. It’s the warmth inside. I hope that young fella knows that. You can have all the money in the world and a big ol’ house, but if ain’t got no love and happiness, it don’t mean a thing.
Tags: [Bryce Harper, Haddonfield NJ, Philadelphia Phillies, Westminster Avenue, New Jersey House, Farmhouse, Las Vegas, $2.1 million, 4366 square feet]
