Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this Daniel Vogelbach fella and his wife, huh? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words though, I ain’t one of them city folk with their big vocabularies.
So, who’s this Daniel Vogelbach guy? Well, from what I hear, he’s a baseball player. Plays for the Mets, they say. Big fella, hits the ball real hard. A “slugger,” they call him. Means he can knock the stuffing outta that ball, I guess. I seen some pictures, he ain’t exactly skinny, if you know what I mean. But hey, power comes in all shapes and sizes, right? And seems like he’s done lost some weight lately, good for him, gotta stay healthy.
Now, about his wife… her name is Kristina. Kristina somethin’. Ah, here it is, Kristina Russia. Sounds like one of them foreign names, don’t it? They got hitched back in 2021, January it was. So, they’ve been hitched for a spell now. Good for them. Not everyone can make a marriage work these days, too much fussin’ and fightin’ if you ask me.
- They live down in Florida, Fort Myers, I think they said. Warm down there, bet they got them palm trees and all that. Beats shovelin’ snow, that’s for sure.
- He’s played for a bunch of teams, seems like. Blue Jays for a bit, then Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, and now the Mets. Jumpin’ around like a flea on a hot skillet, this fella. Guess that’s how it goes in baseball, always tradin’ players around like they’re cattle.
I hear tell he got traded for cash once. Can you believe that? Traded for money! Like he’s some kinda prize bull at the county fair. Well, I guess that’s the business of it, ain’t it? All about the money.
Daniel Vogelbach, the baseball man. And Kristina Vogelbach, his wife. Sounds like a regular couple to me, even if he does hit baseballs for a livin’. Hope they’re happy, them two. Happiness is hard to come by, gotta hold onto it when you find it.
Don’t know much more to tell ya. He plays baseball, she’s his wife, they live in Florida. That’s about the long and short of it. He ain’t no movie star or nothin’, just a fella who hits balls and a woman who married him. Simple as that.
Folks make such a fuss about these famous people, but they ain’t no different than the rest of us, when you get right down to it. They eat, they sleep, they love, they fight… just like everyone else. Only difference is, their business gets put on the TV and in the newspapers for everyone to see.
Anyways, that’s all I got on Daniel Vogelbach and his wife. Hope it was what you was lookin’ for. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits before they burn. Nothin’ worse than burnt biscuits, I tell ya.
And one more thing, remember what I said, it don’t matter if you’re hittin’ baseballs or plantin’ corn, it’s the people you share your life with that count. That Kristina lady, she’s probably his rock, keepin’ him steady. Just like my old man was for me, rest his soul.
So that’s it! Now go on, get outta here and let an old woman get back to her business.
Tags: [Daniel Vogelbach, Kristina Vogelbach, Kristina Russia, Mets, MLB, Baseball, Fort Myers, Wife, Married, Slugger]
