Alright, listen up, y’all. We gotta figure out this football stuff, this… whatchamacallit… Courtland Sutton and Jerry Jeudy. Who to pick, who to start, it’s a real head-scratcher, you know?
Now, Sutton, he’s like that old reliable mule we had on the farm. Steady, dependable, gets the job done. They say he’s the main man for that young quarterback, Bo Nix. Number one receiver, they call it. Sounds fancy, but it just means the quarterback throws the ball to him a whole lot. And that’s good for us, right? Means more chances to catch the ball, more points for our team.
They say Sutton caught two touchdowns last game. Two! That’s like finding two eggs in the henhouse when you were only expecting one. A real bonus. And he’s been catching the ball pretty good lately, six times a game or somethin’. That’s consistent, like the sunrise. You can count on it.
- He’s the main guy, that’s for sure.
- Catching lots of balls, that’s good for points.
- Seems like the young quarterback trusts him.
Now, Jeudy… he’s a bit of a wild card, like that stray cat that sometimes hangs around the barn. Sometimes he’s there, sometimes he’s not. They drafted him high, you know, thought he’d be a real star. But he’s been… inconsistent, they say. Means he’s up and down, like a seesaw. One game he’s great, the next he disappears like a fart in the wind.
He used to play for the same team as Sutton, but now he’s gone somewhere else. So, it’s harder to say how good he’ll be. New team, new quarterback, it’s like starting all over again. It’s like planting seeds in a new field; you don’t know what you’re gonna get.
So, who do we pick? Well, it seems like Sutton is the safer bet, right? He’s the steady one, the one they’re throwing the ball to all the time. Jeudy… he might be good, might not. It’s a gamble, and I ain’t much of a gambler. Lost too many chickens that way.
Fantasy football, they call it. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but folks seem to like it. They’re always fussin’ over who to start, who to bench. It’s like picking which rooster to put in the henhouse, I guess. You want the one that’s gonna get the job done, not the one that’s gonna strut around and do nothin’.
Some folks, they got these “experts,” they call ‘em. They study the numbers, watch the games, and tell you who to pick. They say Sutton is the one to start this week. Said somethin’ about “PPR projections” and “sleepers,” but that’s just fancy talk to me. I just look at who’s catchin’ the ball, who’s scorin’ the touchdowns. And that seems to be Sutton right now.
But you know, football’s a funny game. Anything can happen. That stray cat might just catch a mouse, and Jeudy might just have a big game. But if you want my advice, stick with the reliable one. Stick with Sutton. He’s like that old mule, he’ll get you where you need to go.
Now, I gotta go feed the chickens. This football talk is makin’ my head spin. Just remember, pick the one that catches the ball. That’s all there is to it.
And don’t go bettin’ the farm on it, neither. It’s just a game, after all. There’s more important things in life, like good crops and healthy livestock. But a little fun never hurt nobody, I guess.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this Sutton and Jeudy business. Take it or leave it. Now, where’d I put that feed bucket…?
Tags: Courtland Sutton, Jerry Jeudy, Fantasy Football, NFL, Wide Receiver, Start or Sit, Week 13, Week 14, Bo Nix, Broncos, PPR
