Alright, let me tell ya ’bout these two young’uns, Bron Breakker and Cora Jade. Folks in the wrestlin’ world, they make a big fuss over ’em. Don’t rightly know why, but I reckon I can piece it together for ya.
Bron Breakker, he’s a big fella, strong as an ox. Reminds me of them fellas who used to haul hay back in the day. Folks say he’s got wrestlin’ in his blood, his daddy was one of them famous fellas too, somethin’ Steiner they called him. Anyways, Bron, he’s been beatin’ folks up left and right in that there WWE. He even got in that big Rumble match, though I ain’t sure what that is exactly, sounds like a whole lotta folks scrappin’ at once.
Now, Cora Jade, she’s a slip of a girl, but don’t let that fool ya. She’s got a fire in her belly, kinda like that ol’ rooster we had, always peckin’ at everythin’. She ain’t been around lately on the TV, folks sayin’ she hurt her leg somethin’ awful. Poor thing, hope she gets better soon.
- Bron Breakker: Strong fella, wrestler, famous daddy.
- Cora Jade: Little gal, feisty, hurt her leg.
Now, the thing is, these two young’uns, they was sweet on each other for a spell. Like them young birds in the spring, always chirpin’ and whatnot. But then, things went sour, like milk left out in the sun. They broke up, folks say. Don’t know the why of it, young folks these days, they change their minds faster than the weather.
But hold on, it gets more interestin’ than a two-headed calf. Cora, she found herself another fella, one of them other wrestlers. And Bron, he done the same, found himself a new gal in that wrestlin’ bunch. It’s like a square dance, everyone switchin’ partners.
Now, Cora, she been postin’ pictures online. You know, them fancy phone things they got now. Pictures of her and her new fella, lookin’ all happy and such. Bron, he ain’t been sayin’ much, but he did tell folks he ain’t goin’ nowhere. He’s gonna keep on wrestlin’, keep on beatin’ folks up. That’s his way, I reckon. Heard tell he’s got a friend named Goldberg, now there’s a name I remember from the old days. Seems like even these young fellas need some old-timers around.
And wouldn’t you know it, Bron, he went and won some big ol’ championship belt. Folks were makin’ a big to-do about it, screamin’ and hollerin’. Reminds me of the county fair when that prize-winning pig got loose. Chaos, I tell ya, pure chaos.
So, that’s the story of Bron Breakker and Cora Jade, as best as I can tell it. Young folks fallin’ in and outta love, wrestlin’ each other, winnin’ belts. It’s a whole different world than the one I grew up in, that’s for sure. But then again, ain’t everythin’ always been about love and fightin’, one way or another? Just like them chickens in the yard, always peckin’ and squawkin’, but they still gotta live together.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about it. They’re young, they’re famous, and they’re wrestlin’. What more is there to know? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits. Don’t want them burnin’ like that time young Billy Joe left the fire unattended.
And one last thing, they say Bron’s real name is somethin’ like Bronson Ree-something or other. Sounds fancy, but I still like Bron better. It’s got a good, solid sound to it, like a good workin’ man’s name.
Tags: [Bron Breakker, Cora Jade, WWE, NXT, Wrestling, Relationship, Championship, Injury, Return]
