Alright, listen up, y’all. We gotta figure out this football stuff, this… whatchamacallit… Diontae Johnson and Terry McLaurin. Who’s better? Who ya gonna pick for your, uh, fantasy team? Sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me, but let’s get down to it.
Now, this Diontae fella, they say he catches the ball a lot, but he don’t go nowhere with it. Like he catches it and falls down right away. They say he gets only, what, 6.8 yards every time they throw it to him? That ain’t much, I tell ya. My grandson runs farther than that just chasing the chickens in the yard! And they say there’s a whole bunch of other fellas who do better than that. So, he catches a lot, but he don’t do much with it. Makes ya wonder, don’t it?
Then there’s this McLaurin guy. They say he’s pretty good, one of the top guys at his… position, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, huh? He gets points, they say. Like, 10.5 points every game or somethin’. And in the last few games, he got even more. Caught a bunch of balls, went far, got two of them… touchdowns, they call ‘em. Sounds like he’s doin’ alright. He seems like the better one so far, dontcha think?
But hold yer horses, it ain’t that simple. They say you can’t just expect McLaurin to be the star of your team, the number one guy. He’s good, but maybe not that good. More like a… what they call it? A “borderline flex”? Sounds like he’s good enough but not the best of the best. Like a good ol’ workhorse, dependable but not flashy.
- So, Diontae catches a lot, but doesn’t go far.
- McLaurin scores points but might not be a superstar.
Now, what do them experts say? They got a whole bunch of them, you know, “fantasy football experts.” They got advice on who to draft, who to start each week. They look at all sorts of numbers and stuff. They even compare them side-by-side, like lookin’ at two cows at the market, tryin’ to figure out which one’s gonna give ya more milk.
Some folks are sayin’ check if they’re healthy, make sure they’re gonna play. Makes sense, I guess. Can’t do much if they’re sittin’ on the bench with a boo-boo. And they got these projections, guessin’ how many points each fella’s gonna get. They say Diontae is projected to… well, it don’t matter what they say he’s projected to do, sounds like McLaurin is still the better bet.
And then there’s this “ADP” thing. Sounds like where people are pickin’ them in their drafts. They say don’t pick too early, don’t pick too late. Gotta find the right spot. It’s like plantin’ your tomatoes, gotta do it at the right time or you won’t get nothin’.
So, what’s the bottom line? Who ya gonna pick? Well, sounds to me like McLaurin is the safer bet. He gets points, he’s pretty good. Diontae might catch a lot, but he don’t do much with it. But hey, I ain’t no expert. I just know what I hear and what makes sense to me. You gotta decide for yourself what you value more – a fella who catches a lot, or a fella who scores points. That’s for you to figure out.
In the end, it’s all just a game, right? Don’t get too worked up about it. Just have fun, pick your players, and hope for the best. And if they don’t do good, well, there’s always next week. It ain’t the end of the world. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
So there ya have it, my two cents on this Diontae Johnson and Terry McLaurin business. Take it or leave it, it’s up to you.
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