Alright, let’s talk about this… what’s it called? Vice and Virtue game, yeah, the one with that Jon Jones fella. Never heard of him before, but folks say he’s a fighter, like those fellas on TV, always punchin’ and kickin’. This game, though, it ain’t like those fancy 3D games my grandkids play. It’s one of them old-timey side-scroller games, you know, where you go from left to right, beatin’ up bad guys.
Now, they say this Jon Jones guy, he’s the main character in the game. I reckon that means you play as him. And what’s he doin’? Well, seems like he’s fightin’ in the streets, just like in them old movies. Lots of punchin’ and kickin’, I bet. They call it a “Streets of Rage-esque” game, whatever that means. Sounds rough, though, like somethin’ you’d see down at the market when folks get to arguin’ over prices.
They’re sayin’ this game ain’t just some simple old thing, though. They’re usin’ all sorts of newfangled computer stuff to make it look and feel good. But at its heart, it’s still that old-fashioned side-scroller, you know? You go from one side of the screen to the other, beatin’ up whoever gets in your way. Simple as that.
- They’re bringin’ back that old-school gameplay.
- But they’re usin’ new tech to make it better.
- And they got this Jon Jones fella in it.
I hear they call it “player-centric.” Sounds fancy, but I reckon it just means the game is all about what you wanna do. You get to control how this Jon Jones fella fights, and you get to choose how you go through the game. It’s like you’re right there in the streets with him, beatin’ up them bad guys.
And the fightin’? They say it’s “intense street fighting action.” That sounds like a whole lotta scrappin’ to me. I bet you gotta be quick with your fingers, tappin’ them buttons like you’re milkin’ a cow in a hurry. But that’s how them young folks like it, always in a rush, always lookin’ for a thrill.
This fella Jon Jones, in the game, he’s a kung-fu fighter. Kung-fu, now that’s somethin’ I’ve seen in them old movies. All them fancy moves and whatnot. I bet he’s kickin’ high and punchin’ hard. Probably got some special moves too, like in them other fightin’ games. You know, the ones where they shoot fireballs and stuff. Maybe this Jon Jones fella can do somethin’ like that.
They’re callin’ it a “unique entry” in the gaming world. Unique, huh? Well, I reckon it is, with this Jon Jones fella and all that kung-fu. Not many games got a real-life fighter in ‘em, do they? And they’re mixin’ up the old with the new, that old-timey gameplay with all that fancy computer stuff. Maybe that’s what makes it so special.
So, this Vice and Virtue game, it sounds like a rough and tumble kinda game. All that fightin’ in the streets, it ain’t for the faint of heart. But if you like them old-school games and you like a good scrap, then maybe this is the game for you. Just remember, it’s all make-believe. Don’t go tryin’ them kung-fu moves on your neighbors, now. You’ll get yourself in a heap of trouble.
I don’t know much about these video games, mind you. I prefer a good sit-down with a cup of tea and a nice piece of pie. But this one, with all the talk of street fightin’ and kung-fu, it kinda got me curious. Maybe I’ll ask one of my grandkids to show me how it works. Probably just end up confused, but hey, it might be fun to watch them punchin’ and kickin’ on that little screen.
Anyway, that’s what I heard about this Vice and Virtue game. Sounds like a whole lotta noise and fightin’, but maybe it’s fun. You young folks, you like that kinda stuff, don’t ya? Well, go on then, have your fun. Just don’t stay up too late playin’ it, and don’t forget to eat your vegetables!
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