Alright, so you wanna know about them MLBPAA discounts, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like this… you join this group, the MLBPAA, somethin’ about old baseball players, and you get yourself some deals. Like, you know, cheaper stuff.
First thing’s first, they got this * thing. Now, I ain’t sure what that is exactly, some kinda TV show or somethin’, but they say you can get it half-price. Half-price! That sounds like a good deal, right? Normally, it’s like, 150 dollars, but you get it for 75 dollars. But, you gotta pay 25 dollars to join the MLBPAA, so it ends up bein’ 100 dollars. Still cheaper than 150 dollars, ain’t it?
- Save ya some money, half-off they say. Sounds like a steal to me.
- Oakley Sunglasses: You know, them fancy shades. They give you a good price on them too, 40% off. And clothes and bags, too, up to 50% off. Not bad, not bad at all.
- Bats and Balls and Pictures: If you like them baseball things, they got discounts on them too. Bats, balls, pictures… the whole shebang.
They got all kinds of brands too, like that Rawlings fella, makes good stuff I hear. And other things, lots of other things, they don’t tell you everything right away, you know. You gotta join to find out all the secrets.
Now, when can you get these deals? Well, they had that TV thing discount last year in March and April, but then they stopped it. So, you gotta keep an eye out, see when they’re offerin’ it. It’s like a sale, you gotta be quick or you miss it. They also got some special code you use like MLBPAA to get you 10% off on some bike thing. Excel Power Bikes or something like that. Who rides bikes these days anyway? Cars are much faster.
They even got some travel deals, places to stay, things to do. But I ain’t traveled much, so I can’t tell ya much about that. But they say it’s good, so it must be good.
You wanna know more? They got a phone number you can call, and some email thing. But I ain’t got no computer, so I can’t help ya there. You gotta figure that out yourself. But the number is, uh… 719-477-1870, somethin’ like that. And then you gotta press some more numbers, 103 they say. Talk to that cburkeen fella, he knows all about it. Or maybe you need a lawyer, they got lawyers too. For contracts and such, I guess.
And them baseball numbers, they got some rare ones, like 09. A fella named Benito somethin’ wore it. Don’t mean nothin’ to me, but maybe you care about that stuff. And they got players from all over, even places I ain’t never heard of. Most of ’em are from America, though. And some from that Dominican place, lots of ’em from there.
So, that’s the lowdown on them MLBPAA discounts. You join, you pay a little, you save a lot. Sounds like a good deal to me, if you’re into that baseball stuff. But me? I just like watchin’ the games on TV, when I can figure out how to turn the darn thing on.
It’s all about savin’ a buck, ya know? That’s what I always say. And if these old baseball fellas can help ya do that, well then, more power to ya.
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