Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this… uh… “Cyberpunk” thing. My grandkids keep yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d poke around a bit. Seems like there’s a lot of waitin’ around in this game. Waitin’ for this, waitin’ for that… Reminds me of waitin’ for the sorghum to grow back in the old days, only this time it’s with fancy cars and glowy gadgets.
So, from what I gather, you gotta wait for quests and stuff. Like, you get some任务 (that’s “task” for you city folks), and the game just… waits. It waits for you to get your rear in gear and do somethin’. Ain’t like in my day, when you had to get things done before the sun went down. These young’uns can just leave things hangin’ and the game don’t care none.
Now, they say you don’t gotta hurry. You can just mosey around doin’ whatever you please. You wanna go look at shiny cars? Go ahead. You wanna go mess with them robot-lookin’ people? Be my guest. The quest, it’ll just sit there, waitin’ like a dog for its supper.
- But if you’re the impatient type, like my ol’ Bessie when she was waitin’ for the mailman with her catalogs, you can make the time go faster.
- Yeah, you heard that right. They got this fancy “pause menu” thingy. You open it up, twiddle some buttons, and BAM! Time’s flyin’.
- Wish I had one of them back when I was waitin’ in line at the DMV. Woulda saved me a whole heap of trouble and achin’ feet.
Now, there’s this one part where you gotta wait five whole minutes. Five minutes! That’s longer than it takes to churn butter, I tell ya. You gotta pick some choices, somethin’ about “Rogue” and goin’ somewhere. Then you just… wait. Stare at the screen, I guess. Maybe hum a tune. Or go grab a snack. Just don’t forget what you were doin’, or you’ll be more lost than a calf in a cornfield.
Cyberpunk 2077 2.0, they call it. Sounds fancy, but it’s still got a lot of waitin’. They say you gotta save your game often, so you don’t lose all your progress. Smart, I guess. Nothin’ worse than havin’ to start all over after you’ve spent a whole day waitin’ around already. Kinda like when the chickens got out and I spent all day chasin’ ’em, only to have them escape again the next morning.
They got all sorts of tips and tricks, too. Ways to make money, ways to get stuff from them… uh… enemies, and how to make your character stronger. And you can even change your clothes! Imagine that. Back in my day, you wore what you had, and you were grateful for it. No fancy neon jackets or glowing boots for us.
This whole “Cyberpunk” thing, it’s a different world, that’s for sure. Lots of waitin’, lots of buttons to push, and lots of strange-lookin’ things. But I guess if you got the time and the patience, it might be a good way to pass the time. Just remember, even in the future, you still gotta wait sometimes. Just like waitin’ for that rain after a long dry spell, some things you just can’t rush.
So, if you’re gonna play this game, be prepared to wait. But don’t just sit there like a bump on a log. Explore, mess around, and have some fun. And for goodness sake, save your game often! You don’t want to lose all your progress because you were too busy starin’ at a shiny billboard or somethin’. That would be like losing a whole basket of eggs because you tripped over your own feet!
And remember, while you are waiting in the game, or in real life, be patient. Good things come to those who wait, just like a good harvest after a long season of hard work. So take a deep breath, relax, and enjoy the wait. After all, sometimes the wait is just as important as the destination.
Tags: Cyberpunk 2077, Game Tips, Waiting, Quests, Strategy, Cyberpunk 2.0, Save Game, Patience
