Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this… uh… Creed Humphrey fella. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout him, big football player, they say. Strong as an ox, prob’ly. Now, they wanna know ’bout his wife, huh?
Well, lemme tell ya, from what I hear, ain’t nobody seen no wife. Not a peep! It’s like lookin’ for a needle in a haystack, this wife business. This Creed fella, he keeps his cards close to his chest, I reckon. Secretive type, maybe? Or maybe, just maybe, he ain’t hitched yet! Young fellers these days, they take their time, you know.
- No wife in sight. That’s the first thing.
- Folks are curious, always pokin’ their noses where they don’t belong.
- He’s a football star, big and strong, they say. Makes a good livin’, I bet.
They say he was born in, uh… Shawnee? Sounds like a fancy place. Born in ’99, that makes him… let’s see… still a young’un! My grandson’s about that age. Always on that phone of his, fiddlin’ with somethin’ or other. Probably knows more ‘bout this Creed fella than I do!
But this wife thing, it’s got folks all riled up, it seems. They wanna know everythin’ ’bout these famous folks. Who they’re marryin’, what they’re eatin’, where they’re sleepin’… Like it’s any of their business! Back in my day, we minded our own beeswax, ya know? But times are different now, I guess.
They say his folks helped him get to where he is. Good for them, raisin’ a strong boy like that. Must be proud as peacocks. Makin’ all that money playin’ ball. Hope he remembers where he came from, that’s all I gotta say. Don’t get too big for his britches, you know?
This Creed… born on June 28th, they say. Summer baby. Prob’ly a rambunctious one. Always runnin’ around, gettin’ into mischief. Just like my boys when they were young’uns. Always tearin’ up the place. But they turned out alright, mostly. Got good jobs, good families.
So, back to this wife business. Seems like nobody knows for sure if he’s got one or not. Maybe he’s got a secret sweetheart stashed away somewhere. Maybe he’s just not the marryin’ kind. Or maybe he’s waitin’ for the right gal to come along. Who knows? It ain’t my place to say.
But one thing’s for sure, this Creed Humphrey fella, he’s got folks talkin’. And that’s what matters in their world, I guess. Keepin’ their names in the papers, on the TV, on that… uh… inter-web thingy. It’s all a bit much for an old lady like me, but that’s the way it is, I s’pose.
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about Creed Humphrey and his… well, lack of a wife. If he gets hitched, I’m sure we’ll hear about it. Folks can’t keep a secret these days, no matter how hard they try. So, we’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we? And in the meantime, maybe this Creed fella will win some more of them football games. That seems to be what he’s good at, anyway.
He’s a private fella, that’s for sure. Keeps his personal life to himself. Can’t fault him for that, I guess. Not everyone wants their business spread all over town, like butter on a hot biscuit.
So there ya have it. The whole story, or lack thereof, about Creed Humphrey’s wife. Maybe he’s got one, maybe he don’t. It’s a mystery, for now. But life’s full of mysteries, ain’t it? That’s what keeps things interestin’, I reckon.
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