Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… howler… thingy, yeah, Howler Head. Sounds like somethin’ my ol’ dog used to do when the moon was full. But no, it ain’t a dog, it’s some kinda drink. Folks are callin’ it a bourbon, like that whiskey stuff the men used to sneak sips of when they thought I wasn’t lookin’.
Now, I ain’t no fancy drinker. Give me a glass of sweet tea or maybe a little somethin’ homemade on a cold night, and I’m good. But this Howler Head, they say it’s got banana in it. Bananas! Can you believe it? Like them yellow things you give to the monkeys at the zoo. I reckon they put it in there to make it sweet, I guess. Makes it easier to swallow, maybe?
They say it’s a Kentucky somethin’ somethin’ Bourbon. Kentucky, huh? That’s where they make all that fancy horse stuff, right? So, I guess they know a thing or two about makin’ drinks too. And this “straight” bourbon… well, I ain’t sure what that means. Maybe it means it ain’t crooked? Like a good fence post, stands up straight and tall.
- They say you can drink it straight, like, just pour it in a glass and gulp it down. Sounds strong to me.
- Or you can take it like a shot. Quick and fast, like gettin’ a vaccination.
- Some folks even mix it with beer or some fizzy water stuff, hard seltzer they call it. Seems like a waste of good beer to me, but what do I know?
I heard you can buy this Howler Head stuff online. Imagine that! You used to have to go to the store, haggle with the fella behind the counter, now you just click a button and they bring it right to your door. They got it at somethin’ called Target too, like a big ol’ general store but fancier. You can get just about anything there, seems like, even banana bourbon.
Now, they say this Howler Head is 80 proof. I don’t know much about that proof stuff, but it sounds strong. Like that moonshine the boys used to make in the woods. That stuff could knock you flat on your behind if you weren’t careful. This bourbon, I bet it’s got a kick too. That banana might make it go down smooth, but I reckon it’ll warm you up from the inside out.
I seen some folks talkin’ about it online, on them interweb thingies. They’re always yappin’ about somethin’ or other. Seems like a lot of folks like it. They say it’s got a nice taste, not too strong, not too sweet. Just right, like Goldilocks and her porridge.
But then there’s the age thing. They say you gotta be a certain age to buy it. Legal drinking age, they call it. Well, I reckon that makes sense. You don’t want young’uns gettin’ all tipsy and doin’ foolish things. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, as they say. Not somethin’ you want to encourage, that’s for sure.
So, this Howler Head… Kentucky Straight Bourbon… banana flavored… 80 proof… Sounds like somethin’ different, that’s for sure. Maybe I’ll try it one day, maybe I won’t. I ain’t in no hurry. Got plenty of other things to keep me busy. But if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ new to try, somethin’ a little bit different, maybe this Howler Head is worth a shot. Just remember to drink it responsible-like, y’hear? Don’t want nobody gettin’ into trouble.
And they got all sorts of places to buy it, see. Online, Target, all over the place. Just gotta make sure you’re old enough, and you ain’t gonna go crazy with it. A little bit never hurt nobody, but too much will make you act a fool. Remember that.
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about this Howler Head. Sounds like a whole lot of fuss over a drink with a banana in it, if you ask me. But hey, folks like what they like. And if they like banana bourbon, well, that’s their business. Me, I’ll stick with my sweet tea for now. But you never know, maybe one day I’ll get curious and give it a try. Just to see what all the fuss is about.
Tags: [Howler Head, Kentucky Bourbon, Banana Infused, Whiskey, Liquor, Drink Review, Target, Online Shopping, Alcohol, 80 Proof]
