Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “Ichiban Kasuga Naked” thing. I ain’t no fancy writer, so I’m just gonna tell it like it is, the way I see it.
So, this fella, Ichiban, he wakes up on a beach, buck naked! Can you imagine? Naked as a jaybird, the poor soul. I reckon he was mighty confused, like the stories say. Probably wondering where his clothes went, and how he got there in the first place.
- First off, this Ichiban guy, he’s in this “Like a Dragon” game, or somethin’. Sounds like a lot of fightin’ and yellin’ to me. These “Yakuza” fellas, they’re always causin’ trouble.
- Then there’s this Saeko woman. Seems like she’s important to Ichiban. Maybe his gal? The stories say he’s got his heart set on her, which is nice, I guess. A man needs a good woman, that’s for sure.
Now, about this nakedness… I ain’t seen the picture myself, mind you, but folks are talkin’. They say it’s in a trailer for a new game, “Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth.” Wealth, huh? Maybe that’s why he lost his clothes! Someone robbed him blind! That’s what happens when you got too much stuff.
They also say somethin’ about a tattoo. A fish turnin’ into a dragon. Sounds like somethin’ my grandson would draw. But I guess it means somethin’ important to Ichiban. Strength and hard work, they say. Well, I reckon gettin’ yourself outta a naked situation on a beach takes a bit of both!
And this Kiryu fella? He’s got a dragon tattoo too, a gold one. Maybe they’re related? Or maybe it’s just a dragon thing, like how some folks like cats and some like dogs. These city folk and their fancy tattoos… back in my day, you got a tattoo if you were a sailor or a tough guy. Now everyone’s got ’em.
This whole thing seems like a big mess to me. Wakin’ up naked, tattoos, yakuza fights… It’s enough to make your head spin! But from what I gather, it’s all about this Ichiban fella and his friends. They got some kinda “infinite wealth,” but it ain’t money. It’s their friendship, they say. Well, that’s nice, I guess. Friendship is important, even if you ain’t got a pot to piss in or a stitch of clothes on your back.
The stories say Ichiban was in the clink for 18 years! Can you imagine? Locked up like a dog for that long. And when he gets out, everything’s changed. His old boss betrayed his gang, and now he’s gotta figure things out. It’s a hard knock life for sure.
This game, “Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth,” it sounds like a real rollercoaster. Ups and downs, fights and friendships, and apparently, a whole lot of nakedness. I don’t know if I’d play it myself, seems like too much excitement for an old lady like me. But if you like that sort of thing, I guess it’s right up your alley.
So, to sum it all up, Ichiban Kasuga gets naked, has a fish tattoo, fights some bad guys, loves a girl named Saeko, and has friends who are his “infinite wealth.” And it all happens in a game called “Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth.” Did I get that right? I hope so, ’cause my brain’s tired from all this thinkin’. This younger generation and their games, I tell ya.
Anyway, that’s the gist of it, as far as I can tell. If you want more details, you’ll have to ask someone who knows more about these things than an old woman like me. All I know is, keep your clothes on and mind your own business, and you’ll stay outta trouble, most of the time anyway.
Remember when I said that this Ichiban fella was locked up? I forgot to say, it seems like this Arakawa fella was supposed to be lookin’ after him but then betrayed them for some other fellas from Osaka. Now, Osaka is a long ways away from where I’m from, but they got fellas like that everywhere you go. Can’t trust nobody these days, not nobody.
And this trailer they are talking about, apparently it shows how it all happens. He just wakes up right there without nothin’ on. I reckon that’ll catch your attention, wouldn’t it? It sure caught mine, and I didn’t even see it. They sure know how to get folks talkin’ these days.
Tags: Ichiban Kasuga, Like A Dragon, Infinite Wealth, Yakuza, Saeko, Kiryu, Naked, Beach, Tattoo, Trailer, Game
