Alright, listen up y’all, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here WWE Salt Lake City thing. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I heard folks talkin’ and I figured I’d share what I know. It’s all about wrestlin’, you know, them big ol’ fellas and gals smackin’ each other around. Sounds like a hoot, right?
So, first things first, they got these things called WWE tickets. You gotta buy ’em if you wanna see the show. I ain’t sure how much they cost, but I heard tell they start at, what was it, thirty dollars? Thirty dollars! That’s a lot of money, but I guess if you wanna see them fellas jumpin’ and slammin’, you gotta pay up.
- They got different shows, you see. Like, Monday Night Raw, that’s one of ’em.
- Then there’s Friday Night Smackdown. That’s the one comin’ to Salt Lake City, I think.
- And they got big ones, like WrestleMania and Royal Rumble and SummerSlam. Sounds fancy, huh?
- Don’t forget about NXT 2.0, whatever that is. Sounds like a new kinda tractor, ha!
Now, this Friday Night Smackdown in Salt Lake City, it’s gonna be on November 22, 2024. That’s a ways off, but you gotta get your tickets early, I reckon. They say tickets go on sale Friday, July 26, 2024. Mark your calendars, if you got one of them fancy things.
They say it’s gonna be LIVE, which means it’s happenin’ right then and there. Not like them TV shows where they film it and show it later. Nope, this is the real deal. You get to see them fellas sweat and grunt and maybe even bleed a little. Don’t sound too pleasant to me, but folks seem to like it.
I heard tell you can buy these tickets on somethin’ called Ticketmaster. Sounds like some kinda train conductor, but I guess it’s where you get tickets these days. They got all sorts of tickets, I hear. You can even get tickets to meet them wrestlers, if you’re so inclined. But them meet and greet tickets, they cost a pretty penny. I heard someone sayin’ they can cost anywhere from five dollars to a thousand dollars! A thousand dollars! You could buy a whole cow for that much!
Wrestlers, now them’s interesting folks. They gotta be tough, that’s for sure. I heard they gotta have at least three to five years of wrestlin’ experience before they even get a sniff at the WWE. Unless, of course, they’re some kinda fancy college wrestler or athlete. Then they get in quicker, I guess. It’s like them city slickers always gettin’ ahead, ain’t it?
So, if you’re in Salt Lake City and you like watchin’ people wrestle, then this WWE Friday Night Smackdown thing might be right up your alley. Just remember to get your tickets early and bring plenty of cash, ’cause them things ain’t cheap. And don’t forget to bring a good pair of earplugs, ’cause I bet it gets loud!
I tell you what, it all sounds like a bunch of fuss to me. But hey, to each their own, right? If folks wanna spend their hard-earned money watchin’ people pretend to fight, well, that’s their business. Me? I’d rather spend my money on a good piece of pie and a cup of coffee. But that’s just me, an old lady who don’t know nothin’ about fancy wrestlin’ shows.
But hey, if you do go, you let me know how it was. Maybe I’ll change my mind. Maybe. But probably not. Wrestling just sounds too noisy for my old ears.
Anyways, that’s all I know about this here WWE in Salt Lake City. Hope it helped ya somehow. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens.
Tags: [WWE Tickets, Salt Lake City, Friday Night Smackdown, WWE Live, Wrestling, Ticketmaster, WWE Events, Monday Night Raw, Wrestlemania, Royal Rumble, SummerSlam, NXT 2.0, Utah]
