Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Dibombe fella. He’s a boxer, you know, the kind that punches people for a livin’. Not like us folks who punch dough for bread, mind you. This Dibombe, they say he’s got a “record.” Sounds fancy, like somethin’ the government keeps, but it just means how many fights he’s won and lost.
Now, I ain’t no boxing expert. I watch the chickens fight in the yard, that’s ’bout it. But this Dibombe fella, they say he’s pretty good. His record, from what I hear, is somethin’ like 22 wins, and then a couple losses and maybe a draw thrown in there. 22 wins, that’s a whole lotta punchin’, I tell ya. Imagine punchin’ someone 22 times and winnin’! My old hands would be too sore for that, that’s for sure.
- Wins: They say he’s got 22 of ‘em. That’s a powerful lot, ain’t it?
- Losses: Heard he lost a couple times. Well, nobody’s perfect, even them fancy boxers.
- Draws: And one time, they say nobody won, nobody lost. Just a whole lotta huffin’ and puffin’ for nothin’, I guess.
They call him a “professional boxer.” That just means he gets paid for it, I reckon. Not like us, workin’ our fingers to the bone just to put food on the table. He punches people, gets paid. Seems like an odd way to make a livin’, but hey, to each their own. This Pierre Hubert Dibombe, that’s his full name, sounds all fancy-pants, don’t it? He’s from France, they tell me. That’s across the big water, a long ways from here.
He’s 33 years old, this Dibombe fella. Still young, I guess, for a boxer. Been doin’ it for over 10 years, they say. That’s a long time to be punchin’ folks. His career, they call it. Fancy words for a fancy job, I suppose. But when you get down to it, it’s just punchin’, ain’t it? Punchin’ and gettin’ punched.
They got all sorts of websites and places where they keep track of this record. Tapology, they call one of ‘em. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a doctor’s office, not a boxing ring. But they got his whole history there, every fight, every win, every loss. It’s like they’re keepin’ score on him, like he’s some kind of game. Well, I guess it is a game to some folks. A dangerous game, mind you.
Dibombe’s record is important, they say. It tells folks how good he is, how tough he is. It helps him get more fights, make more money. It’s like his reputation, but in numbers. Folks like numbers, I’ve noticed. They like to put everything in neat little boxes, count everything up. Me? I just like to know if the chickens laid eggs today. That’s my kinda record keepin’.
Some folks, they got untold stories, stories nobody knows. Like them Syrian families who lost folks in the war, or them missing people on that podcast. Dibombe, he’s got a story too, I reckon. His record is part of that story. 22 wins, that’s a lot of punches thrown, a lot of sweat and blood spilled. It ain’t just numbers, it’s a life, a career, a whole lotta somethin’.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know ’bout this Dibombe fella and his record. He’s a boxer, he punches people, he wins a lot, sometimes he loses, and he’s got a fancy name. Not much more to it than that, I reckon. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
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