Alright, let’s talk about this Fernando Tatis Jr. fella and his sunglasses, you know, the ones he wears when he’s playin’ ball. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just tellin’ it like I see it.
That boy sure does love his shades, don’t he? Always seein’ him with ’em on, even when he’s runnin’ around catchin’ them balls. They call ’em “HYPERCRAFT” sunglasses, sounds mighty fancy, but they’re just sunglasses to me.
They say he came back to play in 2023 wearin’ ’em. And wouldn’t you know it, he was catchin’ everything that came his way out there in right field. They even give him some kinda award for it, a “Gold Glove” or somethin’. Guess those sunglasses help him see better, huh? I always say good tools make a good worker.
He’s got some special ones, too. They call it the “Tatis 23 LE”, sounds like some kinda fancy car, but they’re just sunglasses, like I said. It’s a collaboration, they call it, with some company called “Team 100%.” Don’t know nothin’ about them, but I guess they make good sunglasses if Tatis Jr. is wearin’ ’em. These young fellas, always wantin’ the best.
Now, they say these sunglasses are matte black. That just means they ain’t shiny, like the ones my grandson wears. Just plain black, like a good ol’ cast iron pan. Stealth mode, they call it. Like he’s sneakin’ up on ya, but he’s just playin’ ball, nothin’ sneaky about that.
- The Frames: They say these frames are something special. I don’t know much about frames, but they seem sturdy enough. He’s runnin’ and jumpin’ all over the place, and they stay on his face, so they must be good.
- The Lenses: Now, the lenses, that’s what helps you see, right? They gotta be good if he’s catchin’ all them balls. I bet they keep the sun outta his eyes real good, so he can see where the ball’s goin’.
- The Style: Well, they look alright, I guess. Not my style, mind you, I like my big floppy hats to keep the sun off. But these young fellas, they like to look cool, and I guess those sunglasses do the trick.
And speaking of lookin’ cool, they say he likes to wear different shoes, too. Nike shoes, they call ’em “Jordan 1 Mid Cleats.” I guess he likes to look good from head to toe. Can’t blame him, young fellas always want to look their best, especially when they’re on TV.
But let’s get back to them sunglasses. They say he wears ’em all the time when he’s playin’. Must be comfortable, I reckon. Ain’t no good havin’ somethin’ that bothers ya when you’re tryin’ to concentrate. And that boy needs to concentrate, gotta hit them balls and catch them, too.
So, what’s the big deal about these sunglasses? Well, I guess they’re good quality, they look cool, and they help him play better. That’s what I gather, anyways. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, just tellin’ it like I see it. But one thing’s for sure, that boy sure does love his sunglasses.
And it ain’t just about the sunglasses, you know. It’s about the whole package. That boy’s got talent, he’s got style, and he’s got them sunglasses. He’s a good player, that’s for sure. And if them sunglasses help him play better, well then, good for him. He seems like a good kid, always smilin’ and havin’ fun. That’s what matters most, I reckon. Just play the game, have some fun, and look good doin’ it, ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about them Fernando Tatis Jr. sunglasses. They’re just sunglasses, but they seem to be doin’ the job for him. And that’s all that matters, right? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper.
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