Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Kyedae girl. People keep askin’, “How tall is Kyedae?” Well, lemme tell ya what I heard.
Now, they say this Kyedae, her full name is somethin’ like Kyedae Alicia Shymko. Fancy, huh? She’s one of them internet streamers, you know, the kids who play games and talk to the computer all day. Can you believe that’s a job these days?
Anyways, from what I gather, this Kyedae girl, she ain’t exactly a giant. They say she’s about 5 foot 2 inches tall. That’s, uh… let me think… that’s about, well, it ain’t very tall, that’s for sure. In centimeters, they say it’s 157. Sounds like a lot, but it ain’t. She’s a shorty, just like my niece, Susie.
- Born: December 1, 2001
- Full Name: Kyedae Alicia Shymko
- Job: Online Streamer
- Height: 5 foot 2 inches (157 cm)
They don’t say nothin’ about how much she weighs, and frankly, it ain’t none of my business, nor yours! But from the pictures I seen, she looks… well, she looks alright. Not too skinny, not too… you know… Just normal, I guess.
This Kyedae, she’s a bit of a mix, you see. Her momma’s from Japan, and her daddy’s from, uh… some place called Ukraine-Canada. Sounds complicated if you ask me. She growed up in both Canada and Japan, so she speaks Japanese, that was her first language, thanks to her momma. Imagine that, learnin’ all them squiggly lines!
Apparently, she’s got a younger sister too, named Sakura. Another one of them streamer types. Seems like everyone’s a streamer these days. When I was young, we played outside!
And get this, she met her boyfriend, or husband, or whatever he is, in high school. Some fella’ named TenZ. Kids these days, they meet on the internet or in school. Back in my day, you met your fella at the church social, or maybe at the town square.
So, there you have it. Kyedae, the streamer girl, she’s about 5 foot 2 inches tall. She’s a Japanese-Canadian, speaks Japanese, and has a sister who also streams. She ain’t the tallest gal around, but she seems to be doin’ alright for herself. Good for her, I say. Everyone’s gotta make a livin’ somehow.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about streamers and heights has made me hungry. Remember to eat your vegetables, kids, and don’t spend too much time starin’ at that computer screen!
So next time you hear someone asking, “how tall is Kyedae?” you can tell ‘em what you heard from me. She’s a small one, that Kyedae, but seems like she’s got a big personality. And that’s what really matters, ain’t it? Not how tall you are, but how good you are to folks, and how hard you work.
That’s all there is to it, I reckon. Now, go on and get about your day.
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