Alright, let’s gab about this fella, Richie James Jr., plays for the Kansas City Chiefs, you know, the football team. Folks keep yappin’ about him, sayin’ he’s good for that fantasy football thing. Never played it myself, too busy milkin’ the cows and feedin’ the chickens, but I hear it’s a big deal.
Now, they say this Christian McCaffrey fella, he’s the cream of the crop, the best player you can get for your team. But I ain’t here to talk about him. We’re here for Richie, ain’t we?
First off, they tell me wide receivers and running backs, those are the important ones to pick first. Then you got your tight ends, your defense, and that kicker fella. Kinda like pickin’ the best hens for layin’ eggs, the strongest bulls for plowin’, and then the rooster to keep ‘em all in line, I reckon.
- What’s the fuss about Richie? Well, they say he’s a sleeper, a dark horse. Means he might be better than folks think, like that runt piglet that grew into the biggest hog you ever did see. They say he’s a good “draft value,” means you can get him for cheap and he might just win you the whole shebang.
- Is he any good? They got all sorts of numbers and stats. Says he plays wide receiver. That Mecole Hardman fella, he got hurt, so Richie’s got a chance to play more. Justyn Ross too. More playing time, more chances to catch that ball, I guess. Like more sunshine means more corn in the fields.
- Should you pick him for your team? Well, that’s what all them experts are squawkin’ about. They look at his “
