Alright, alright, listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya about this big fight, this Tyson Fury vs. Usyk fight card. Don’t know much about these fancy boxers, but folks are makin’ a big fuss, so it must be somethin’.
So, they gonna fight again, these two fellas. Seems like Usyk, that Ukrainian fella, he beat Fury the first time. Yeah, Fury, that big loudmouth, lost! Imagine that! First time ever, they say. Now, they callin’ it a rematch. Sounds fancy, huh? Just means they fightin’ again, that’s all.
This fight, it’s gonna be on Saturday, December 21st. That’s what they tellin’ everyone. Put it in your calendar, if ya got one. Me, I just tie a knot in my apron string to remember things. Anyways, they sayin’ the undercard, that’s the fights before the big one, starts at 2 PM. That’s Eastern Time, whatever that means. For us regular folks, I reckon it’ll be on TV later in the day.
They gonna be fightin’ in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Far away place, I hear. Don’t know why they gotta go all the way over there to punch each other, but that’s their business, I guess. Probably got more money than sense, those fellas.
- Main Event: Tyson Fury vs. Oleksandr Usyk for the heavyweight championship. That’s the big one, the one everyone’s waitin’ for. They sayin’ this is for all the marbles, whatever that means. Sounds important, though.
- Undercard Fight: Serhii Bohachuk from Ukraine versus Israil Madrimov from Uzbekistan. Light middleweight, they call it. Sounds like they ain’t as big as Fury and Usyk, but they still gonna punch each other, I reckon.
Now, how to watch this thing? That’s the tricky part. Seems like it ain’t gonna be on regular TV. You gotta pay extra, they say. Pay-per-view, they call it. Sounds like a rip-off to me, but what do I know? They say it’s on DAZN, whatever that is. And somethin’ called Sky Sports Box Office in the UK. Too complicated for my old brain, I tell ya.
They sayin’ you can buy this fight right now. Costs about 25 pounds in the UK or 40 dollars in the US. That’s a lot of money, let me tell ya. Could buy a whole lot of flour and sugar with that kinda cash. But folks are gonna pay it, I guess. They love watchin’ other people get beat up, seems like.
The big fight, it ain’t gonna start till late, they say. Maybe 11 PM in the UK, which is like 2 AM over there in Riyadh. Don’t know why they gotta fight so late, but again, that’s their business. Me, I’ll be long asleep by then. Gotta get up early to feed the chickens, ya know.
So, that’s the gist of it, folks. Fury versus Usyk, round two. Gonna be a big deal, they say. Me, I ain’t holdin’ my breath. Just a bunch of fellas punchin’ each other, if you ask me. But hey, if that’s what folks like, who am I to judge?
Just remember, December 21st, if you wanna watch. And get ready to shell out some cash, ’cause it ain’t gonna be free. And if you miss it, well, ain’t the end of the world. There’s always more important things to worry about, like gettin’ the crops in before the frost hits.
This fight, it’s broadcast all over the world, they say. More than 200 countries. Imagine that! Folks all over the world watchin’ these two fellas punch each other. Crazy, if you ask me. But that’s the world we live in, I guess.
Anyways, that’s all I know about this Fury and Usyk fight. Hope it makes some sense to ya. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some biscuits before the sun goes down.
Tags: [Tyson Fury, Oleksandr Usyk, Heavyweight Championship, Boxing, Fight Card, Rematch, DAZN, Sky Sports Box Office, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, December 21]
