Alright, listen up y’all, we gonna talk about this football fella, Kirk Cousins, and what funny names folks give their fantasy teams ’cause of him. You know, like when you call your pig “Snorty” ’cause he snorts a lot? Same kinda thing.
Now, I ain’t no fancy football expert, mind you. I just watch the games when the chores are done and the weather’s too bad for sittin’ on the porch. But even I know folks get a kick outta makin’ up silly names for their teams. And this Kirk Cousins fella, seems like he’s got a bunch of ’em.
Some folks, they like to keep it simple, you know? Like, if your team got Kirk Cousins, maybe you call ’em “Kissing Cousins”. Heh, makes you think of those family reunions where everyone’s a little too close, you know what I mean? Or maybe “Kirkland Signature”, like that stuff they sell at the big store, good enough but nothin’ fancy. Kinda like how some folks say Kirk plays, steady but not gonna wow ya.
Then you got the ones tryin’ to be clever, like they swallowed a dictionary or somethin’. They come up with names like “Cheaper by the Cousins”, which I guess is a play on that old movie ’bout a big family. Or “But They’re Cousins”, like it’s some kinda secret or somethin’. City folks, always tryin’ to be too smart for their own britches.
I heard tell there’s websites and stuff where folks can find these names. They even got lists, can you believe it? Like one list had “Kirk the Merciless”. Merciless? That fella looks about as merciless as a kitten in a yarn basket! And “Captain Kirk and the Touchdowns”? Sounds like some space show my grandkid watches. Honestly, folks got too much time on their hands if you ask me.
- Some of these names is just plain silly. Like “Captain Cousins’ Squadron”. Squadron? What’s he flyin’, planes now? Or how ’bout “The Falcon Voyage with Kirk”? Sounds like a boat trip, not football. I tell ya, some folks just like to make things complicated.
- And then there’s the ones about them Atlanta Falcons. Since Kirk went and joined that team, you got names like “Falcon Fury” or “Dirty Bird Dynasty”. “Dirty Bird”? That just sounds like a chicken that needs a bath to me.
Now, me, if I had a fantasy team with Kirk Cousins, I’d probably just call ‘em somethin’ simple. Like… “Kirk’s Cousins” or maybe just “The Cousins”. No need for all that fancy talk, right? You just wanna win, get bragging rights at the church picnic, that sort of thing. Ain’t nobody got time for long, complicated names you can’t even remember half the time.
Anyways, that’s the long and short of it. Folks like to have fun with these names, make each other laugh, maybe get under each other’s skin a little. It’s all part of the game, I reckon. Just like how you gotta have a good hog call to get them pigs movin’, you gotta have a good team name to get them fantasy points rollin’ in. Or somethin’ like that. Like I said, I ain’t no expert.
So, there you have it. All sorts of names for your team if you got that Kirk Cousins fella. You can be simple, you can be fancy, you can be silly. Just pick somethin’ that makes you happy, somethin’ you can holler out when your team scores a touchdown. And don’t forget to feed the chickens, they get cranky if you don’t.
Just remember this, win or lose, it’s just a game. Don’t get your feathers all ruffled up over it. There’s more important things in life, like a good pot of coffee and a warm biscuit on a cold mornin’. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them tomatoes before the squirrels get to ’em.
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