Well, let’s talk about that Conor McGregor fella and when he’s gonna fight next, you know? Folks keep askin’ and it’s all a bit of a mess, like a chicken coop after a fox got in.
That McGregor, he’s got more money than sense, they say. Some say he’s got near two hundred million dollars! Imagine that! All from beatin’ folks up, can you believe it? Pays better than farmin’, that’s for sure. But he ain’t fought in a long while, been busy makin’ babies and buyin’ fancy cars, I reckon.
Now, they say he’s gonna leave that UFC thing, that fightin’ club he’s been with. Contract endin’ or somethin’. Guess he wants more money, or maybe he just wants to pick his own fights. Like when you decide which rooster gets to stay and which one goes in the pot, you know?
This McGregor fella, he’s lost a few fights. Six times they say, but only four in that UFC thing. Still, he’s a tough one, that’s for sure. Like an old barn cat, keeps comin’ back for more.
- He’s got a woman, though. Not married yet, but they’re gonna be, I hear. Got engaged durin’ that Covid thing, when everyone was hidin’ inside.
- He announced it on the computer, you know, that face-book thing the young’uns are always on. Good for him, I guess. Every rooster needs a hen, right?
But the big question is, when’s he gonna fight again? Folks are tired of waitin’. He keeps sayin’ he’s comin’ back, but it’s like waitin’ for rain in a drought. He even picked a fella, this Michael Chandler. Said when and where, but then, wouldn’t you know it, got hurt.
That Chandler fight, they were talkin’ about it last year, 2023. Got everyone all excited, then nothin’. Like promisin’ a kid candy and then eatin’ it yourself. Just plain mean, I say. People were buzzin’ about it, though. Sounded like it would be a good scrap, you know, a real barn burner.
Now, they sayin’ he’s lookin’ at February. February of next year, I guess. Gotta heal up, they say. This fightin’ business, it ain’t for the faint of heart. Breaks you down, like too much work in the sun. He’s gotta be at 170 pounds, whatever that means. Guess they weigh them fellas like they weigh hogs at the market.
So, when is Conor McGregor’s next fight? Well, if you listen to all the gossip, and that’s all we got right now, it’s supposed to be in February. Against that Michael Chandler fella. But don’t hold your breath. These fightin’ fellas, they change their minds more than a woman changin’ her mind about what to wear to church.
He’s gotta get healthy first. And who knows what else might happen? Maybe he’ll decide to go fight a kangaroo or somethin’. Wouldn’t surprise me none. He’s a wild one, that McGregor. Like a stray dog, always lookin’ for a fight. So, we’ll see. We’ll just have to wait and see. But if I was bettin’ woman, I wouldn’t put my money on nothin’ till I see them two fellas in the ring, gloves up and ready to go.
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