Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s gab a bit about this fella, Geno Smith, and his “fantasy” stuff. I don’t rightly know what all this “fantasy” business is about, seems like a bunch of young folks makin’ up games, but they say it matters, so here we go.
Now, some folks are sayin’ Geno Smith, that quarterback fella for the Seahawks, is a good pick for your “fantasy football draft.” Fantasy football draft, sounds like somethin’ out of a fairy tale, but they tell me it’s serious business. They’re callin’ him a “sleeper,” like he’s gonna surprise everyone and do real good. They also say he’s an “ADP draft value,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, huh?
- They say he’s “undervalued.” That means folks ain’t givin’ him enough credit, thinkin’ he ain’t as good as he is.
- They’re sayin’ you should “target” him, like you’re huntin’ or somethin’. Means you should try to get him on your team.
This here “fantasy football” thing, it’s like you’re pickin’ players for your own pretend team, and then you get points based on how they do in real games. I reckon it’s like bettin’, but without the money, or maybe with the money, I don’t rightly know. These young folks and their games, I tell ya!
Some of these fellas who talk about this “fantasy football” reckon Geno Smith already done reached his best, they call it his “ceiling”. They’re arguin’ whether he can do better or if that’s all he’s got. Me, I say a fella can always do better if he puts his mind to it. Always room for improvement, ain’t that right?
Now, they’re sayin’ Geno is a real accurate passer, throws the ball where it needs to go. They got all these numbers, “completion rate” and “success rate,” but all I need to know is if he gets the ball to his fellas, and seems like he does. They say he’s one of the most accurate but still ain’t respected enough in the “Fantasy Football Rankings”. They even puttin’ him below that Watson fella, imagine that!
And get this, they say he’s good at runnin’ the ball too! Yards per carry they call it. Even when he ain’t really runnin’, just sneakin’ the ball or kneelin’ down, he still gets yards. If you take away all them kneel-downs, they say he’s better than some of them runnin’ backs! Now that’s somethin’. He ain’t just throwin’ the ball, he’s movin’ it himself too.
This here “dynasty” thing they talkin’ about, sounds like another one of them games. They say Geno is the most undervalued quarterback in “dynasty,” which I guess is like a long-term fantasy game, not just one year, but for years to come. They reckon he gonna keep doin’ good for a long time.
They got all these other numbers too, “passer rating” and such. They say his passer rating is 87, and that’s 22nd, whatever that means. Sounds low, but they still say he’s good, so I guess those numbers ain’t everything. It’s like measurin’ a good corn crop by countin’ the kernels, sometimes you just gotta look at the whole field and see it’s healthy.
So, if you’re playin’ this “fantasy football,” I guess you should think about gettin’ Geno Smith on your team. He might not be the flashiest fella, but he gets the job done. He’s accurate, he can run a bit, and they say he’s gonna keep doin’ good. That’s what matters, ain’t it? Someone who shows up and does their job, day in and day out.
Remember, this here is just what I heard them fellas talkin’ about. I don’t know nothin’ about this “fantasy” stuff. But if they say Geno is a good pick, then he’s probably a good pick. Just like plantin’ seeds, you gotta trust the folks who know what they’re doin’… and maybe say a little prayer for a good harvest. Or in this case, a good “fantasy football” season, whatever that is.
Now, go on and pick your players, and have fun with your game. Just don’t forget the real football is what matters, the one where them fellas are out there on the field, sweatin’ and bleedin’ for their team. That’s the real game, and Geno Smith is out there playin’ it, and playin’ it pretty good, from what I hear.
