Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here “Magic Johnson” thing. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I heard folks talkin’ and I reckon I can piece it together for ya.
What in the world is this “Magic Johnson” weed?
So, this “Magic Johnson” ain’t no ordinary fella, it’s a weed, you know, marijuana. Some company, gLeaf from Virginia they say, cooked it up. They mixed up somethin’ called “Durban Poison” and “The White” to make it. Sounds fancy, huh?
Now, they tell me it’s mostly what they call “Sativa.” That’s like, 75% of it. The rest, that 25%, is “Indica.” I ain’t got a clue what them words mean, but folks say it makes a difference in how it hits ya.
- Sativa, they say, makes you all peppy and giggly.
- Indica, that one’s supposed to make your body feel all relaxed and sleepy.
This “Magic Johnson” stuff, it’s strong, real strong. They say it’s got a lot of that “THC” in it, up to 27%! That’s a big number, I tell ya. Must be why folks are makin’ such a fuss about it.
What’s it taste like, you ask?
Well, I ain’t tasted it myself, but I heard some folks sayin’ it’s like a mix of them sweet melons, like cantaloupe and honeydew. Sounds kinda tasty, I guess, if you’re into that sort of thing. And that smell, they call them “terps”, I heard tell of some batches having a whole lot of it, over 3% they say, must be smellin’ up a storm.
Why they callin’ it “Magic Johnson”?
Now, that’s a good question. I reckon they named it after that basketball fella, Magic Johnson. He was a real whiz on the court, they say. Always passin’ the ball and doin’ fancy moves. This weed, maybe it makes you feel all magical and energetic like him?
What’s it good for?
Some folks say this “Magic Johnson” weed can help with all sorts of things. If you’re always tired, or feelin’ down in the dumps, or your mood’s all over the place, they say it might perk you up. If you’re feelin’ sick to your stomach, or got a bad headache, it might help with that too. But remember, I ain’t no doctor, so don’t go takin’ my word for it. You best talk to a real doctor if you’re feelin’ poorly.
Where can you find this “Magic Johnson” weed?
That’s the tricky part. This stuff ain’t growin’ in every backyard, ya know. It’s kinda rare, they say. You gotta go lookin’ for it. Maybe them special shops that sell this stuff, they might have it. But you gotta be careful, mind you. Make sure you’re doin’ things legal-like.
Is it any good?
Well, that depends on who you ask. Some folks swear by it. They say it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Others, they might not care for it so much. It’s all a matter of taste, I reckon. And how your body reacts to it, that’s important too.
Experienced users, you say?
Yeah, I heard tell that this “Magic Johnson” weed is strong stuff. So, if you ain’t used to this kind of thing, you might wanna take it slow. Don’t go jumpin’ in headfirst, ya hear? Start with a little bit and see how it feels. You don’t wanna overdo it and end up feelin’ all wonky.
Anything else I should know?
Well, just be careful, that’s all. This marijuana stuff, it ain’t somethin’ to mess around with lightly. Make sure you know what you’re doin’ and you’re doin’ it safe. And remember, it ain’t for everyone. Some folks just ain’t built for it.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know ’bout this “Magic Johnson” weed. Hope it helps ya understand what all the fuss is about. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my garden. Them tomatoes ain’t gonna grow themselves, ya know.
Just remember, this here “Magic Johnson” is one of them Sativa dominant hybrids, three quarters Sativa, one quarter Indica. It’s a cross between Durban Poison and The White. And they say it’s got a real high THC, so you best be careful. It’s somethin’ that’s popular with folks who have smoked their share of weed. Anyway, that’s all I got on the matter, hope it helps ya out.
