Well, let’s talk about this Chris Kirk fella and what’s in his golf bag, you know, the “witb” thing the youngsters talk about. I saw somethin’ on the TV ’bout him winnin’ a golf game, the Sentry one they called it. Big deal, I guess. Folks gettin’ all excited over a fella hittin’ a little white ball.
Anyways, they say this Chris Kirk, he used some fancy new putter to win. A putter, mind you! Back in my day, we used anythin’ that would knock the ball straight, even a ol’ stick from the woods. But these fellas, they need special this and special that.
This putter, they called it an “Odyssey Ai-One Milled Six T CH.” Sounds like somethin’ from outer space, ain’t it? They say it’s a “mid-mallet,” whatever that means. Probably just a fancy word for a putter that ain’t too big and ain’t too small. It’s got a “crank hosel” too. Don’t ask me what that is, sounds like somethin’ from a car engine to me.
- Putter: Odyssey Ai-One Milled Six T CH (crank hosel)
Now, they didn’t say much else about what else was in his bag, those fellas on TV. Just kept talkin’ ’bout that putter. But I reckon a fella like him, playin’ in them big golf games, he’s got all sorts of clubs. Drivers, woods, irons, wedges, the whole shebang. Each one probably costs more than my ol’ mule Bessie!
Thinkin’ about it, these golfers got it easy. We used to walk everywhere, carryin’ our own clubs. These fellas got fancy carts and caddies to lug their stuff around. And the golf balls! We used to play with beat-up ol’ balls we found in the woods. Now they got balls that fly farther and straighter, they say. More like they got balls that cost more, if you ask me.
So, what else might be in Chris Kirk’s bag? Well, I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen enough golf on the TV to know a thing or two. He definitely needs a driver, somethin’ to hit the ball a long way off the tee. Probably got a few different woods too, for hittin’ long shots from the fairway. And then there’s the irons, them things for hittin’ the ball onto the green.
Then you gotta have the wedges, for those short shots around the green. You know, the ones where you gotta get the ball close to the hole. And don’t forget the golf balls! They probably use special ones, like I said before. Not like the ones we used to find in the cow pasture.
Here’s what I reckon his bag might look like, just guessin’ mind you:
- Driver: Probably some big name brand, goes a mile.
- Woods: A few of them, for different distances. Maybe a 3-wood and a 5-wood?
- Irons: A whole set, from 3-iron to 9-iron, or somethin’ like that.
- Wedges: A few of these too, for chippin’ and pitchin’. Gotta have a sand wedge for gettin’ out of the bunkers.
- Golf Balls: Them fancy ones that go straight, even if you don’t hit ’em so good.
Chris Kirk’s golf bag, or “witb” as they call it, is probably full of expensive, high-tech gear. But in the end, it ain’t about the clubs, it’s about the fella swingin’ ’em. You can have all the fancy gear in the world, but if you can’t hit the ball straight, it ain’t gonna do you no good. Like my old pappy used to say, “It ain’t the arrow, it’s the Indian.”
Anyways, that’s my take on this Chris Kirk fella and his golf bag. Probably more than you wanted to know, but that’s just how I talk, plain and simple. They can keep their fancy names and technical talk, I’ll stick to what I know, which ain’t much, but it’s enough for me. Now, where did I put that ol’ putter of mine? I think I’ll go practice in the backyard, even if it ain’t nothin’ fancy like that “crank hosel” thingamajig.
This “2nd Swing Golf” place, they seem to know a lot about golf clubs too. They said they got more than a hundred of somethin’, but I didn’t quite catch what. Probably golf clubs. These fellas are serious about their golf, I tell ya. More serious than a hog lookin’ for truffles.
So, there you have it. Chris Kirk’s bag, best as I can figure. He’s got his putter, that fancy “Odyssey” one, and a bunch of other clubs I can only guess at. But at the end of the day, it’s just a game, right? Although, I reckon winnin’ that Sentry game is a pretty big deal, even for an ol’ lady like me who don’t know much ‘bout golf.
