Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Holly somethin’-or-other, Collinsworth’s wife, you know? Folks keep jabberin’ about her, so I figured I’d piece together what I heard. Don’t expect no fancy talk, ’cause I ain’t got none of that.
This Holly gal, she married that Cris Collinsworth fella, the one who talks ’bout football on the TV. He used to play it too, back in the day. Big fella, they say. Anyways, Holly, she ain’t just some pretty face sittin’ around. She’s got her own story, or so I hear.
Now, they say she went to law school, same as Cris. Imagine that! Two lawyers in one house. Must be a whole lotta arguin’ goin’ on, ha! But she didn’t just stop there. This Holly, she’s a smart cookie, they say. Got her own thing goin’ on, not just livin’ in her husband’s shadow. Good for her, I say. A woman’s gotta have her own chickens to count, ya know?
They been hitched since, what, 1989? That’s a long spell, longer than my prize-winning rooster lived, bless his little heart. And they got kids, too. Smart ones, from what I hear. Guess them smart genes run in the family, huh? Raised ’em up right, they did. Not like some young folks these days, always runnin’ around like chickens with their heads cut off.
- Married to Cris Collinsworth: That’s how most folks know her, I reckon.
- Went to Law School: Yep, she’s got brains, that one.
- Got her own thing goin’ on: Not just a housewife, she’s got her own career or somethin’.
- Been married a long time: Since 1989, they say. That’s a heap of years.
- Got kids: And raised ’em up good, too.
Folks keep talkin’ about how she’s graceful and smart. Well, I reckon that’s a good thing. Better than bein’ clumsy and dumb, that’s for sure. And they say she’s been successful, too. Good for her, I say again. Nothin’ wrong with a woman makin’ somethin’ of herself.
She grew up in some place called Fort Thomas, then went to Cincinnati. That’s where she met Cris, apparently. Love at first sight, maybe? Or maybe they just bumped into each other at the feed store, who knows? Anyways, they got together and made a life for themselves. That’s what folks do, ain’t it?
Now, some folks might think, “Oh, she’s just the wife of a famous fella.” But from what I gather, this Holly, she’s more than that. She’s got her own story, her own accomplishments. She ain’t just standin’ behind her man, she’s standin’ beside him, maybe even in front of him sometimes, ha! A strong woman, that’s what she sounds like.
They say she was born in 1959, in Dayton. That makes her…well, let’s just say she’s been around the block a few times. But that ain’t a bad thing. Means she’s seen a lot, learned a lot. Probably got a whole heap of stories to tell, if she was sittin’ here with us, sippin’ sweet tea.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about this Holly Collinsworth. She’s more than just a pretty face, she’s smart, successful, and she’s got her own life. And she’s been married to that Cris Collinsworth fella for a long, long time. Good for them, I say. Wish ’em all the best.
And let me tell ya somethin’ else. It don’t matter if you’re famous or not, rich or poor. What matters is you live a good life, treat folks right, and make somethin’ of yourself. And from what I hear, that’s exactly what this Holly Collinsworth is doin’. So, hats off to her, I say. Hats off to her.
Anyways, that’s enough gossip for one day. I gotta go feed my chickens. They’re probably squawkin’ up a storm by now. You take care, now, ya hear?
