Alright, let’s gab about this Jeremy Pena fella and who his wife is, or ain’t a wife yet, you know how these young folks are these days. So, I heard tell he’s got a girlfriend. Jeremy Pena’s wife, that’s what we’re lookin’ for, right? But seems like there ain’t no wife yet.
Now, this girl, they say her name is somethin’ like Vicky. Yep, Vicky. Heard she was born in 1998. Land sakes, that’s practically a baby! Young enough to be my grandbaby, for sure. And Jeremy, well, he’s a baseball player, a shortstop they call it. Plays for some big team, makes a good livin’, I reckon.
- No wife yet, just a girlfriend.
- Girlfriend’s name is Vicky, maybe.
- Vicky is real young, born in 1998.
They say Jeremy makes good money. Salary, that’s the word they use. Don’t know how much exactly, but enough to keep Vicky in shoes and such, I imagine. You can probably find that salary number on that there internet thingamajig. Just type in “Jeremy Pena salary 2022” or somethin’ like that. But me? I ain’t got no time for that internet stuff. Makes my head spin.
But hold on, there’s another name floating around now. Vasiliqi Turlla, they say. Sounds foreign, don’t it? Says here she’s an athlete too, runs and jumps and such. Track and field, they call it. Competing, that’s what the paper says. So which one is it? Vicky or this Vasiliqi? Maybe he’s got two! Lord have mercy, these young folks these days, always up to somethin’. Makes an old lady like me dizzy tryin’ to keep up.
So, is Jeremy Pena married? Nope. Not yet, anyways. Been with his girlfriend for a good long while, though, so maybe they’ll tie the knot one of these days. But for now, it’s just girlfriend status. Long-term relationship, that’s what they call it. Sounds serious enough, I guess.
Now, this Jeremy fella, he’s a good player, they say. A good shortstop. Don’t know what all that means, but sounds important. They say he won’t win no battin’ title, whatever that is, but he’s good at catchin’ the ball. A gold glove, they call it. Hits .250, they say. And 20 home runs. Sounds like a lot to me. He’s from the Dominican Republic, you know, that island place. Moved to Providence, Rhode Island when he was just a little tyke. Nine years old, can you imagine? His daddy, Geronimo, brought him over, I reckon. Good family man, probably.
Jeremy Pena’s personal life, that’s what we’re talkin’ about here. And it seems like it’s all about this girlfriend, whether it’s Vicky or Vasiliqi. And baseball, of course. That’s his job, after all. Gotta make a livin’ somehow. And a good livin’ it is, from what I hear. Major League Baseball, they call it. Big stuff, I reckon.
So, to sum it all up, Jeremy Pena ain’t got no wife. He’s got a girlfriend, maybe two, and he plays baseball real good. That’s about all I know. You want more, you go ask that internet thing. It knows everything, they say. Too much if you ask me. But that’s the world these days, I guess. Fast and loud and full of information. Me? I’ll stick to my porch and my sweet tea. That’s all the information I need.
Anyways, whether he marries Vicky or Vasiliqi, or some other gal altogether, I hope he’s happy. That’s all that matters in the end, ain’t it? Happiness. And maybe a good garden. Can’t forget the garden.
So, there you have it. All I know about Jeremy Pena and his… well, lack of a wife. Maybe next year we’ll be talking about Jeremy Pena and his wife for real. Who knows? Life’s full of surprises, that’s for sure.
And one more thing, that Vasiliqi girl, they say she’s a track and field athlete. That’s a lot of running and jumping, I tell you. Keeps her in good shape, I bet. Probably eats her vegetables too. Gotta eat your vegetables if you wanna run and jump like that. That’s what my mama always told me, and she was right about most things.
