Alright, let’s gab about these here… uh… short top king muay thai shorts, yeah, that’s it. Don’t know much about fancy names, but I know good stuff when I see it.
What are these shorts, anyway?
Well, they ain’t your grandma’s bloomers, that’s for sure. These “top king” shorts, they’re for… uh… kickboxing, that Thai fighting stuff. You know, the fellas in the ring, whacking each other with their legs and arms. These shorts, they’re short, real short, so you can kick and move around without gettin’ all tangled up. Makes sense, right? You wouldn’t go plowin’ a field in a long dress, would ya? Same idea.
- Good for kickin’ and movin’: Short legs mean you can kick high and move fast.
- Strong stuff: Made in Thailand, they say. Them folks know how to make things that last, like them good woks they got.
- Fancy colors and look: Some got stripes, some got shiny stuff. Makes you look like a real… uh… fightin’ rooster, I guess.
Why are they so short?
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon it’s gotta do with movin’ around easy. You ever try swingin’ a scythe in a long skirt? Near impossible! Same with fightin’. You need to kick high, move quick, and you can’t do that with a bunch of cloth swishin’ around your legs. These shorty shorts, they let you do your thing. Plus, I hear they gotta keep ya cool. Fightin’ makes you sweat like a pig in July, so less cloth means less heat. That’s just good common sense.
Where do you get ‘em?
Heck if I know. Probably some fancy city store or on that… what do you call it… inter-web thingy? My grandson’s always lookin’ at it. Says you can buy anything on there, even mule feed! Anyways, they say these “top king” shorts are made in Thailand. That’s way across the ocean, so I guess they gotta be shipped over here. Makes ‘em sound kinda special, don’t it? Like them fancy teacups my cousin got from her trip to… uh… somewhere far away.
Are they good for anything besides fightin’?
Well, I wouldn’t wear ‘em to church, that’s for sure. But I guess you could wear ‘em around the house, maybe for workin’ in the garden if you don’t mind showin’ a bit of leg. They seem sturdy enough, and the short legs would keep you cool on a hot day. Might be good for exercisin’ too, if you’re into that sort of thing. Me? I get enough exercise chasin’ chickens and hoein’ weeds. But hey, to each their own. You wanna wear fancy fightin’ shorts to pick tomatoes? Go right ahead. Ain’t nobody gonna stop ya.
What makes ‘em different from other shorts?
From what I hear, these “top king” shorts are s’posed to be real good quality. Made strong, like I said, and comfortable too. You don’t wanna be fightin’ in somethin’ that pinches and scratches, right? And they got that…uh… “retro style,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like them old cars my husband used to like. Classic, I guess. Some of ‘em got the words “Muay Thai” written big on the front. That’s the name of that fightin’ sport, see? So everyone knows you’re serious about… uh… kickin’ butts, I reckon.
Are they worth the money?
Now, that’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? I ain’t seen the price tag on these things, but good stuff usually costs a bit more. You know, like them good leather boots that last forever, versus them cheap plastic ones that fall apart after a month. If you’re gonna be doin’ a lot of fightin’, or just want some shorts that’ll last, then maybe they’re worth spendin’ a few extra dollars on. But if you’re just gonna wear ‘em to the grocery store, well, maybe you can find somethin’ cheaper. It’s all about what you need ‘em for, and how much you’re willin’ to spend. That’s what my pappy always said: “You get what you pay for.”
So, in a nutshell…
These short top king muay thai shorts are short, tough, and fancy-lookin’. They’re made for fightin’ but you could probably wear ‘em for other stuff too. They might cost a bit more, but they’re s’posed to be good quality. Whether you need ‘em or not, that’s up to you. Me? I’ll stick to my overalls. But if you’re gonna be kickin’ and punchin’, these shorts might just be the ticket.
The kickin’ part
Now, about that kickin’ them fellas do in them shorts. It ain’t just any ol’ kick, mind you. They call it a “roundhouse” kick, and it’s powerful enough to knock a fella flat on his rear end, or worse. They aim for the legs, the body, or the head. Leg kick’s s’posed to deaden the other fella’s leg, make it hard for him to stand. Body kick, well, that just plain hurts, I reckon. And a head kick? Lights out! That’s why you need them shorts, see? So you can kick high and hard without nothin’ gettin’ in the way. It’s a whole science, this fightin’ stuff. More than just flailin’ your arms and legs around, that’s for sure.
So, there you have it. My two cents on them short top king muay thai shorts. Hope it makes some sense. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
