Alright, listen up, y’all. You wanna know how to jaw with your agent in that there MLB The Show 23 game? It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya. It’s easier than milkin’ a cow, once you get the hang of it.
First things first, you gotta get yourself into that game. You know, turn on your PlayStation or whatever fancy box you got. Then, find that MLB The Show 23 icon and fire it up. Don’t go clickin’ on Candy Crush now, we got business to do.
Now, once you’re in the game, things get a little tricky, but not too tricky for a smart fella like you. You gotta find this thing called the “main menu”. It’s usually the first thing you see, with all them fancy buttons and pictures. Think of it like the front porch of the game, you gotta go through it to get anywhere.
Okay, so you’re at the main menu, right? Now, you gotta look for somethin’ called the “Player” tab. It’s like a little signpost pointin’ you in the right direction. Click on that bad boy, and it’ll take you to a whole new set of options. Don’t get lost now, we’re almost there.
Alright, here’s where it gets important. You gotta keep your eyes peeled for somethin’ that says “Brand Management” or maybe “Agent Interaction”. It’s like the agent’s office, where you go to talk business. They like to use fancy words these days, but it all means the same thing: talkin’ to the fella who gets you paid.
Once you find that “Brand Management” or “Agent Interaction” thingy, click on it. And there you have it! You should be able to see your agent, ready to chat. Now, you can talk about all sorts of things, like how much money you’re makin’, what kind of fancy shoes you wanna wear, and even if you wanna be on the cover of a video game. It’s your career, you get to call the shots, see?
But hold on, there’s more than one way to skin a cat, as they say. If you’re playin’ that “Road to the Show” thingy, where you create your own player and try to make it to the big leagues, it’s a little different.
- You gotta play some games first, show them scouts and GMs what you’re made of.
- Hit some dingers, throw some strikes, and make some fancy catches. The better you play, the more your agent will pay attention to you.
- Then, as you go along, the game will let you talk to your agent at certain points. It’s like they’re sayin’, “Alright, kid, you’ve done good, now let’s talk about your future.”
And listen, if you wanna make your agent really happy, you gotta be a star. You gotta hit those baseballs so hard, they land in the next county. You gotta strike out batters left and right, make ’em look silly. You gotta be so good, they can’t ignore you. That’s how you get the big bucks, that’s how you get the fancy endorsements, and that’s how you get to tell your agent what to do.
So, to sum it all up, here’s what you gotta do:
- Get into the game, find the main menu
- Look for the Player Tab
- Click on Brand Management or Agent Interaction.
Or, if you’re in Road to the Show, just play good and the game will let you talk to your agent when the time is right.
Now, I know some of you young fellas are used to just pushin’ buttons and expectin’ things to happen, but sometimes you gotta use your noodle a little bit. You gotta explore, you gotta try things out, and you gotta figure things out for yourself. That’s how you learn, that’s how you get better, and that’s how you become a champion.
And remember, talkin’ to your agent is important, but it ain’t everything. You gotta put in the work on the field, you gotta be a good teammate, and you gotta have a good attitude. If you do all that, the rest will take care of itself. And if you still can’t figure it out, well, then maybe you should ask your grandson to help you out. Those young whippersnappers know all about these video games.
Now get out there and make me proud! Go hit some home runs and become the best darn baseball player the world has ever seen. And don’t forget to call your agent, he’s the one who gets you paid, after all.
And one last thing, don’t be shy. Tell your agent what you want. You want more money? Tell him. You want a better contract? Tell him. You want a fancy car? Tell him. It’s your career, you gotta be your own advocate. Don’t let nobody push you around. You hear me?
Alright, I’m done talkin’. Go play some ball and have some fun. And remember, it’s just a game, so don’t take it too seriously. But also, try to win. Nobody likes a loser.
