Alright, let’s gab about this Chris Evert fella, or gal, I ain’t quite sure. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout how much money she’s got, you know, her “net worth” as them fancy city folks call it.
So, from what I gathered listenin’ to the radio and such, this Chris Evert, she used to be a real big shot in tennis. Yeah, tennis, that game where they whack a fuzzy ball back and forth over a net. Don’t ask me, I never understood it much. But seems like she was real good at it, won a bunch of those “Grand Slam” thingamajigs.
Now, how much is she worth? Well, that’s where it gets tricky. Different folks say different things, you know how it goes. Some say she’s got around $16 million. That’s a whole lotta money, more than I’ll ever see in ten lifetimes! They say she made most of it whacking that ball around and then later talkin’ about other folks whackin’ the ball on the TV.
But then, I heard some other fellas sayin’ she’s worth way more, like $40 million! Can you believe that? Forty million dollars! Where does a person even keep that much money? Maybe she’s got a whole room filled with it, like in them gangster movies. Heck, maybe she’s got a whole barn filled with it!
It seems like this money, it all come from her tennis days. They say she was the best, number one in the world and all that. And even after she stopped playin’, she kept busy. She’s on TV now, tellin’ folks what’s happenin’ in the tennis matches. Guess that pays pretty good too.
- $16 Million: This is the number I hear most often. Seems like a lot of websites and news folks say that’s how much she’s worth.
- $25 million: Heard this number once or twice. Maybe she made some extra money lately.
- $40 Million: This is the big one. Some folks say she’s worth this much, but I ain’t so sure. Maybe they’re countin’ her houses and cars and stuff too.
Anyways, whatever the real number is, it’s clear this Chris Evert is doin’ alright for herself. She worked hard, whacked that ball real good, and now she’s got more money than she knows what to do with, I reckon. Good for her, I say. She probably deserves it.
She’s gettin’ up there in years too. I heard tell she’s around 67, 68, maybe even 69 years old now. That’s a long time to be alive, let alone whacking tennis balls. And she even had that cancer thing, twice! But she’s a tough old bird, that Chris Evert. She fought it off and now she’s back to work, talkin’ on the TV. That’s somethin’, ain’t it?
They also said somethin’ about her bein’ married to a golfer fella, Greg somethin’-or-other. Golf, that’s another one of them fancy games I don’t understand. Guess rich folks like to play games with balls. Maybe that helped her get some more money too, who knows?
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this Chris Evert and her “net worth.” Whether it’s $16 million or $40 million, it’s a whole heap of money. And she seems like a tough cookie, winnin’ all them tennis matches and beatin’ that cancer. Good for her, I say. She earned it.
Keywords: Chris Evert, Net Worth, Tennis Player, $16 million, $40 million, Age, Career, Wealth.
Now, I gotta go feed the chickens. All this talk about millions got me thinkin’ maybe I shoulda learned to whack a tennis ball myself. But then again, who’d feed the chickens?
