That Sean Strickland, he a fighter, you know? But sometimes, his fight, it just… boring. He just keep poking, poking, not much happen. People want see big hit, big throw, not just poke poke poke. That’s what I think, anyway. I seen chickens fight harder, you know what I mean?
That Sean Strickland boring fight, it like watch grass grow. He win sometimes, yeah, he a good fighter I guess. But he no fun to watch, like watching paint dry. I seen more action at the bingo night down the hall. That Du Plessis, he say the same thing. He say Sean Strickland no fun, like a wet blanket on a campfire.
He get paid a lot, that Sean Strickland. They say he get like 850,000 dollar for one fight. 850,000 dollar! I could buy a whole lot of chickens with that kind of money. Maybe if he got paid less, he try harder, you know? Make it more fun. Nobody want pay to see boring fight.
- He good at poke, poke, poke.
- He win sometimes, but it no fun.
- He get paid too much for boring fight.
Sean Strickland, he good at the punching and the kicking, and he tough, like an old boot. He can take a hit, that’s for sure. But he just stand there, you know? Like a scarecrow in a cornfield. Not much moving, not much happening. It no fun for nobody.
And he talk a lot, that Sean Strickland. Say all kinds of things. Some folks, they don’t like what he say. He talk about this and that, and people get all riled up. He is a boring fight person. Me, I don’t pay much mind to all that. I just want see a good fight, you know? Some punching, some kicking, maybe a little blood. Not just poke, poke, poke.
They say he supposed to fight that Du Plessis fella. Maybe that be a good one. Maybe Du Plessis, he make Sean Strickland fight for real. Maybe he light a fire under him, you know? Make him move around a little. Then he show us a real fight, not a boring fight.
- That Du Plessis, he don’t like Sean Strickland‘s way of fighting.
- He say it no fun, no excitement.
- Maybe he make Sean Strickland fight better.
This Sean Strickland, he could be good, I think. He got the skills, they say. He can punch, he can kick, he can wrestle a little. But he need to use them, you know? He need to put on a show. People pay good money to see these fights. They want be entertained, not put to sleep. Sean Strickland boring fight will not make people happy.
I remember one time, I was watching one of his fights, and I swear, I almost fell asleep. I was nodding off right there in my chair. My old man, he had to nudge me awake. He said, “What you pay for, if you gonna sleep through it?” I tell him, “This Sean Strickland boring fight, that why I sleep!”
Now, I ain’t saying he a bad fighter. He a good fighter, I guess. He win a lot, they say. But winning ain’t everything, you know? You gotta have some style, some flair. You gotta make it exciting. Nobody want watch a boring fight, no matter how much you win. Especially Sean Strickland boring fight.
Maybe he learn someday. Maybe he figure it out. Maybe he start putting on a show. Until then, I think I’ll just stick to watching the chickens fight. At least they got some energy, you know? They ain’t afraid to mix it up a little. They move around, not like a scarecrow like Sean Strickland.
- Sean Strickland, he a good fighter, but he boring.
- People want see exciting fight, not just winning.
- Maybe he learn to be more exciting someday.
I hope that Du Plessis fella, I hope he teach Sean Strickland a lesson. I hope he show him how to put on a real fight. A fight that people want to watch. A fight that people will remember. Not just another Sean Strickland boring fight. Nobody want see that, not for all the money in the world. Or even 850,000 dollar. I rather buy me some more chickens with that, give me more fun than watching him, for sure.
They should pay people to watch him fight, that how boring it is. I tell you, I wouldn’t watch him fight again unless someone paid me. And even then, I might just fall asleep again. Sean Strickland boring fight is just no good.
He just need to move around more, throw some punches, throw some kicks, make it interesting. Then maybe I’ll watch him again. Not just him, but all the other fighters too. No fun just poke poke poke, and then go home. Then nobody like to watch that. Especially not me.
