Well, let me tell you, that Celtic, they sure are somethin’ else. Playin’ against that Ross County, you know? It’s gonna be a game, that’s for sure. Heard it’s gonna be on Saturday afternoon, 30th November. This old lady gonna predict this game, you listen to me.
Now, I ain’t no fancy expert, but I seen a thing or two in my time. Those Celtic boys, they’re like a whirlwind on that field. They strong, they fast, they score them goals like nobody’s business. I hear folks callin’ them big favourites, like 94% likely to win. That’s a whole heap of likely, I tell ya!
- Celtic, they gonna win, that’s what folks are sayin’.
- They say Celtic is -1587 favourites, whatever that means. Sounds fancy.
- Ross County, well, they got a tough row to hoe, I reckon.
I seen these teams play before. Seems like Celtic and Ross County played 44 times since, when was it? 2010! And that Ross County, bless their hearts, they only won 5 times. Celtic won 33, and they tied 6 times. Those Celtic fellas sure do know how to win. They won lots of goals, like, 108. That’s a lot of goals, even I know that! Ross County only got 28. Poor fellas.
Now, that Ross County, they ain’t bad. They try real hard, but Celtic, they just got that somethin’ special. Like a secret ingredient in their porridge or somethin’. They got this one fella, Kyogo Furuhashi, they say he’s a real firecracker. Gonna score a goal anytime, they predict. He must be good!
Prediction, prediction, everyone’s talkin’ ’bout prediction. Well, I’m gonna make a prediction too. I think Celtic gonna win. Yep, that’s what I think. They are on top of that Premiership table, gonna extend their lead, that’s for sure. They 11 points ahead of those Rangers, I heard.
But, I also think it ain’t gonna be a blowout. Ross County, they gonna fight. They gonna make Celtic work for it. It won’t be more than 3.5 goals. That is under 3.5 goals, right? It is 6/4, whatever that means, just some fancy bet thing. That’s my other prediction, you can bet your bottom dollar on it! Or maybe not, I don’t know nothin’ about bettin’.
- That Kyogo fella, he’s gonna score.
- Celtic gonna win, but it won’t be too many goals.
- Ross County will try their best, bless their hearts.
These Celtic boys, they also won that Scottish Cup, a whole bunch of times. Eight more times than those Rangers, that’s a big difference! But that Rangers, they good at the Scottish League Cup, win six more trophies. But Celtic got the biggest win in a domestic cup final in the UK, whatever that means. They must be really, really good, huh?
This game, it’s gonna be at Celtic Park. That’s their home, you know? Gives ’em an extra boost, I reckon. Like when I’m bakin’ in my own kitchen, things just taste better, you know? So, Celtic playin’ at home, Ross County comin’ to visit, it’s gonna be tough for Ross County.
I hear some folks sayin’ Celtic got an 83% chance of winning. That’s a lot! They are -500 favourites this time, not -1587 like before. Still a big favourite, I guess. All these numbers, they make my head spin. But it all points to one thing: Celtic is the team to beat.
This prediction, I tell ya, it’s just what this old lady thinks. Don’t go puttin’ your life savings on it or nothin’. But I got a good feelin’ about this one. That Celtic, they gonna win. They strong, they got that Kyogo fella, and they playin’ at home. They gonna win that Premiership. Ross County, well, they gonna have to try harder next time. They need some of my special soup, maybe that will help them win some games!
So, there you have it. My prediction for the Celtic vs Ross County game. It’s gonna be a good one, I reckon. Just remember, this is all just what I think. Don’t be gettin’ too excited or too upset, it’s just a game, after all. But a darn good one, if I do say so myself. And I do say so myself, ’cause who else gonna say it?