That Patrick Cantlay, he sure is a good golfer, ain’t he? I seen him on the TV, swingin’ that club like nobody’s business. He’s got that special somethin’, that’s for sure. And you know what? He’s always lookin’ sharp, too. His clothes, they just fit him right. He’s a good lookin fella, that Patrick. Reminds me a bit of my grandson, always puttin’ on his Sunday best, even if it is just for playin’ golf.
That Patrick Cantlay apparel, it’s somethin’ else. I don’t know much about fancy clothes, but I know what looks good. He’s wearin’ them fancy shirts, you know, the kind that don’t wrinkle. And his pants, they always seem to fit just right. Not too tight, not too loose. Just like Goldilocks, I reckon! They say it’s important to be comfortable when you’re out there playin’ golf. Makes sense to me. Can’t be focused on your swing if your pants are fallin’ down, I always say!
I seen him wearin’ them Boss Golf Apparel shirts sometimes. Must be expensive, them Boss clothes. He always looks like a million bucks, though. He ain’t no slouch in the fashion department, that’s for sure. Maybe he should try that B. Draddy too, I heard good things about them clothes. And them Zero Restriction, I hear they are good for keepin’ warm. Might be good for him since he’s out there on the golf course in all kinds of weather.
He plays like he’s been playin’ since he was knee-high to a grasshopper. 2012 is when he became a professional golfer. Well, he’s a natural, I tell ya. And those clothes, they don’t hurt either. I heard some folks sayin’ that good clothes can make you play better. I don’t know about all that, but it can’t hurt, right? Gotta feel good to play good, that’s what they always said. This fella also likes to wear some good clothes from that Summit Golf Brand. Some people have all the luck, don’t they?
Now, I ain’t no expert on golf, mind you. But I know what I like. And I like watchin’ that Patrick Cantlay. He’s got a good swing, and he’s got good style. He even got himself a good-lookin’ wife. She’s a pharmacist, smart as a whip. They said she used to be a model, too. She’s got that special somethin’, too. What’s her name? Nikki? Yes, that’s it, Nikki. She’s a lucky woman, marryin’ a fella like that. And he’s a lucky man, too. They make a nice couple, don’t they?
I was lookin’ at some pictures of him online the other day. They got pictures of him in all kinds of different outfits. He’s like a chameleon, that one. Always changin’ his colors. But no matter what he’s wearin’, he always looks good. He could wear a burlap sack and still look like a movie star, I bet. That’s what my grandma used to say about folks that looked good in everything. I reckon she was right about that.
You see all them young folks these days, tryin’ to copy his style. They’re all wearin’ them same kind of shirts and pants. They want to look like Patrick Cantlay. Can’t blame ’em, really. He is the real deal.
- He’s got the golf apparel.
- He’s got the swing.
- He’s got the look.
- He’s got the wife.
He’s got it all, that Patrick Cantlay. He’s livin’ the dream, ain’t he? Playin’ golf, wearin’ fancy clothes, makin’ lots of money. I saw on the TV that he’s got lots of money now. Good for him, I say. He earned it. He’s a hard worker, that one. You can tell. He seems like a good boy. He plays fair. He plays hard. And he looks good doin’ it.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy clothes for playin’ sports. We just wore whatever we had. And we didn’t have no fancy golf courses, either. We just played in the fields. But we had fun. That’s what matters, ain’t it? Havin’ fun. And that Patrick Cantlay, he sure looks like he’s havin’ fun out there. Good for him. He deserves it.
So, next time you see that Patrick Cantlay on the TV, take a good look at his clothes. You might learn somethin’. He’s got good taste, that one. And who knows, maybe you’ll even start playin’ better golf if you dress like him. It’s worth a try, ain’t it? Like I always say, you never know until you try. You just never know!
