That Bill Haney, oh, I heard lots about him. That name, Bill Haney, keeps poppin’ up everywhere. But how old is he? That’s the question everyone’s askin’. Bill Haney age, that’s what I wanna know, too. That man, he’s got a son, Devin. Devin Haney, a boxer, a real fighter, that boy. Makes his old man proud, I reckon.
I heard Devin was born in, let me see, 1998? Yeah, November 17, 1998, in San Francisco. Sounds like a fancy place. So, that makes Devin, what, 25 or so? This Bill Haney, he put that boy in boxing when he was just a little tyke. Got him all trained up. Now look at him, a champion! They say he ain’t never lost a fight.
This Bill, he was somethin’ else when he was younger, I hear. Got himself into some trouble, they say. Something about, well, it don’t matter now. He was in the clink, that’s what they whisper around here. But he must be a good dad, yeah, look at how his boy turned out.
That other fella, Floyd, I think that’s his name. Big shot boxer, too, years ago. Some folks say Devin’s done more than Floyd ever did at his age. Big talk, huh?
- Devin Haney, born 1998
- Bill Haney, his daddy
- Boxing, fighting, all that stuff
Now, Devin’s mama, April, I think her name is. Nobody talks much about her. Keeps to herself, I guess. But Bill, he’s always in the news, always somethin’ goin’ on with him.
I heard he makes movies, too, this Bill Haney. Movies and inventions, some kind of smart fella. Won some prizes, I hear. A real go-getter. Not like some of these lazy bums ’round here. He probably has a lot of money.
William, that’s his full name. William M. Haney III. Sounds important, don’t it? Like a lawyer or a banker. But he ain’t nothin’ like that. He’s just Bill, Devin’s daddy. But he’s done good for himself, I gotta say.
They say, he coulda done anything. Anything he wanted. And he did. Made somethin’ of himself. That’s what I always tell these young’uns. You gotta work hard, make somethin’ of yourself.
So, Bill Haney age? Well, if that boy Devin’s 25, and Bill had him when he was, I don’t know, a young man, maybe 20, 25 himself. Then Bill’s gotta be, carry the two, add the five… He’s gotta be pushin’ 50, I reckon. Maybe more. Time flies, don’t it? Seems like just yesterday Devin was a little baby.
It’s hard to say for sure. People, they don’t always tell their real age. Especially when they get up there in years. But who cares, really? He’s doin’ alright for himself, that Bill. Got a famous son, makin’ movies, inventin’ things. He’s livin’ the good life, I bet.
I remember when I was young, we didn’t have all these fancy things. No internet, no cell phones. We made our own fun. Worked hard, played hard. Life was simpler then.
- Bill Haney, a filmmaker, too
- Devin Haney, a champion boxer at 25
- That’s all folks talk about around town
But these young folks today, they got it all. Everything at their fingertips. Still, they gotta learn to work for it. Like Bill did. Like Devin does. Nothin’ comes easy in this life. You gotta earn it.
Well, I gotta get back to my chores. Chickens need feedin’, garden needs tendin’. Life goes on, even if you ain’t a famous movie maker or a boxer. We all got our own fights to fight, our own paths to walk. And Bill Haney’s age, well, it don’t much matter in the end, does it? We all get old, that’s just life. But that Bill, he sure has done a lot of stuff in his years. That Devin is a lucky boy, to have a daddy like that. Yes, he sure is.
