Hey there, young’uns! Let me tell you about these here Fortnite Series 3 trading cards. My grandkids, they’re all crazy about this Fortnite thing. Running around, yelling about building forts and whatnot. Now they’re all about these cards. It is so hot!
They told me that this is the Series 3. Series 3! Can you believe it? There are so many. I remember back in my day, we just had one deck of cards. Played all sorts of games with ’em. But these Fortnite cards, they’re something else.
So, these Fortnite cards, they got all the characters from the game, I reckon. The kids show me, and they got all these shiny outfits and all. They look like they’re ready for a hoe-down, not a battle!
Fortnite Series 3 trading cards, they say it’s got 332 cards. 332! That’s a whole heap of cards. How’s a body supposed to keep track of all them? My grandkids, they got them spread out all over the floor. Makes it hard to walk around without stepping on one. And you don’t wanna bend ’em, no sir! They get all upset if you bend a corner. These cards are so valuable.
- They trade these cards, you see. Swap ’em with their friends.
- “I’ll give you this one for that one,” they say.
- Sounds like a bunch of horse-trading to me!
- But they love it. Keeps them busy, I suppose.
Now, I don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about. Seems like a waste of money to me. But they say these Fortnite trading cards are worth something. Some of them are special, they say. Rare. Hard to find. Like finding a four-leaf clover in a whole field of green. If you are lucky enough, you will get thousands of dollars! How crazy it is!
They told me some of these Fortnite cards can be worth a lot of money. Big money! More money than I’ve seen in a long time. They say it depends on the “set.” Whatever that means. This Series 3, apparently it’s not as fancy as the first one they made. The Fortnite Series 1 trading cards, that is called Panini, they are very very limited, and it is worth a lot. That Series 1, those are the real money-makers, they say.
But even these Series 3 cards, they can still be worth a few bucks. Enough to buy a new chicken for the coop, maybe. Or a new pair of shoes. Something useful, you know?
These young’uns, they don’t care about useful, though. They just want these cards. They got albums to put ’em in. Special pages with little pockets. Keeps ’em organized, I guess. Better than having ’em scattered all over the place, like I said before. Fortnite cards, Fortnite cards, these little things are driving me crazy.
And they’re always looking for the ones they’re missing. “Missing cards,” they call ’em. Like they lost a sock in the laundry. They make lists, trade with friends, and even look for Fortnite trading cards online. I don’t understand today’s young people.
I swear, these kids spend more time looking at these cards than they do their schoolwork. It’s all they talk about. Fortnite this, Fortnite that. Makes my head spin.
Now, they tell me these Fortnite cards don’t do anything in the actual game. You can’t use ’em to get better weapons or anything like that. They’re just for collecting. Just for looking at. Seems silly to me, but what do I know?
They do play some kind of game with them, though. Something about comparing numbers and powers. I don’t understand the rules, but they seem to enjoy it. Keeps ’em entertained, I suppose. Better than them running around the house, making a ruckus.
So, if you got young’uns who are into this Fortnite thing, be prepared. Be prepared for these Fortnite Series 3 trading cards. They’re gonna want ’em. They’re gonna need ’em. It’s like a fever, I tell ya. A Fortnite fever! And these cards are part of it. A big part of it.
Just make sure they don’t spend all their allowance on ’em. And make sure they keep ’em organized. You don’t want them things all over the floor. Trust me on that one.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about these Fortnite Series 3 trading cards. They’re a mystery to me, but the kids sure do love ’em. And I guess that’s all that matters in the end. As long as they’re happy. And as long as they don’t leave them cards all over my darn floor!
