That Shinji, he always a little strange. I don’t know what to think about that boy. Now, they say Asuka pregnant. Asuka, she young girl. Only 14 years old, they say. How she gonna have baby?
I hear people talkin’, say Asuka and Shinji, they do something. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that “metaphysical” stuff. Sounds like nonsense to me. Just boy and girl stuff, I reckon. But Asuka pregnant with Shinji’s baby? I don’t know.
Asuka and Shinji, What’s Going On?
They say Asuka, she don’t have her period. That what women have, you know. Every month. If she don’t have it, maybe baby coming? But they also say somethin’ called “curse of Eva”. What that even mean? Maybe that why Asuka pregnant and don’t look different.
Some folks say Asuka, she just feel sick. Remember when that “End of Evangelion” happened, Asuka and Shinji was there. That must have made her feel sick in the stomach. I don’t know, maybe she feel sick cause Asuka pregnant, or maybe she just sick.
- Asuka, she only 14.
- Shinji, he a strange boy.
- People say Asuka pregnant.
- Asuka don’t have her period.
- Maybe “curse of Eva” stop her from lookin’ pregnant.
That Shinji Boy, He Always in Trouble
That boy, Shinji, he always get into something. Now he maybe get Asuka pregnant. I don’t know if Asuka pregnant for real, but that Shinji, he always around when trouble happen. They say they kiss one time. Then all this crazy stuff happen. Maybe that how Asuka pregnant now.
People talk ’bout wrestling, too. Say this wrestler, Asuka, she maybe have baby. Different Asuka, I think. But who know? Maybe all these Asukas having babies. Is the wrestler Asuka pregnant, too? Hard to keep track.
They say Asuka, the one with Shinji, she wear eyepatch now. Glows blue, they say. Maybe that mean somethin’. Maybe that mean Asuka pregnant. Or maybe just eyepatch. Hard to say.
What’s “Instrumentality”?
People say somethin’ ’bout “pre-3I Instrumentality”. I don’t know what that is. Sounds like some big word for somethin’ simple. Maybe that when Shinji and Asuka, they do that thing. Maybe that how Asuka pregnant happen.
Asuka, she fight, too. They say she fight “Nerv”. I don’t know what that is. Sounds scary. Maybe she fight cause she mad. Or maybe she fight cause Asuka pregnant and she feel different.
And then they say somethin’ ’bout Asuka inside “Unit-02”. What that even mean? Sounds like some kinda machine. Maybe that protect her. Maybe that keep her safe if Asuka pregnant. I don’t know.
So, Is Asuka Pregnant or Not?
All this talk, talk, talk. Asuka pregnant, Asuka not pregnant. Shinji this, Shinji that. Hard to know what true. Maybe she is, maybe she ain’t. Maybe that “curse of Eva” do somethin’. Maybe that kiss make Asuka pregnant.
She just a young girl. If Asuka pregnant, I hope she okay. Having baby hard. Especially when you so young. I hope Shinji help her. If it is his baby, like some people say. That boy needs to learn to take care of his own business.
I just hope everyone okay. That Asuka, she strong girl. Even if Asuka pregnant, she be alright. She will have to be strong for that baby, if there is a baby. That Shinji, he need to be strong, too. They both need to grow up, I think.
Well, that all I know. Just what I hear people sayin’. Maybe you know more. Maybe you understand all this “Eva” stuff. Me, I just hope Asuka pregnant or not, everyone be alright. That all that matters, I think. Being okay. And that is the truth as far as I know.