Okay, so, like everyone else on the planet, I’ve been super curious about what Technoblade actually looked like. I mean, the pig avatar is iconic, but, you know, human curiosity and all that. So, I decided to take on the monumental task of, well, figuring out what his face looks like.
The Deep Dive
First, I scoured the usual places. You know, YouTube comments (a mistake, I quickly realized), Twitter threads (slightly less of a mistake), and Reddit posts (a mixed bag of helpful and utterly bizarre). It’s like a digital archeological dig, except instead of ancient pottery, you’re finding pixelated images and wild speculation.
I spent hours, and I mean hours, sifting through everything. I even tried some reverse image searches on some of the more “promising” pictures, which, let’s be honest, mostly led to dead ends or pictures of actual pigs.
The Near Misses
There were a few moments where I thought I’d struck gold. A blurry image here, a fleeting glimpse in a reflection there. I zoomed in so close on some of these that my eyes started to hurt. I think I even started seeing the image in a potato once. The life!
One time, I found a picture that someone swore was him. I was so excited, I almost woke up my roommate. But after careful (and slightly obsessive) examination, comparing it to other verified photos of, well, anything in the background, I realized it was just another well-meaning but ultimately incorrect guess.
The Final Result
So get this: After that, I found some useful things and photos, then I got the face and I was very exciting.
Anyway, that is my process of finding the face, and now I can happily watch any video about Technoblade, it’s wonderful, right?
