Alright, so I bumped into this thing online the other day, people were kinda whispering about it – this ‘sinner score now’ stuff. Sounded kinda heavy, didn’t it? Like, who wants to know their ‘sinner score’? But, you know how it is, curiosity got the better of me. I figured, what the heck, let’s see what nonsense this is.
So, I found the place you’re supposed to go. Wasn’t much to look at, pretty basic page. It wanted me to answer some questions. Not like, deep theological stuff, mostly weird little things. Stuff like:
- Did you pretend not to see someone you knew in the supermarket last week?
- Have you ever ‘borrowed’ a pen and just… kept it?
- Do you mentally critique people’s outfits?
You get the idea. I clicked through them, trying to be honest, mostly. Some questions were just dumb, made me chuckle. Took maybe five minutes total. Click, click, click. Didn’t really think much of it while I was doing it, just following the steps.
Getting the Score
Then came the big reveal. It spat out a number. Not like, ‘You are 73% sinner!’ but more like a weird, arbitrary score. Mine was something like ’42 – Minor Menace’. I just stared at it for a second. Minor Menace? Seriously? Had to laugh. What does that even mean?
Honestly, the whole thing felt pretty random. Like one of those silly quizzes you do on social media, ‘Which type of bread are you?’ or whatever. I didn’t feel particularly judged or enlightened. It was just… a thing I did. A bit of time wasted, maybe? Or maybe just a reminder not to take online stuff too seriously.
I thought about sharing my ‘Minor Menace’ score with my buddies, see what kind of sinners they were. But then I figured, nah, probably got better things to do. It’s just another one of those internet fads, here today, gone tomorrow. Fun for a minute, maybe, but doesn’t really mean anything. Just glad I didn’t have to sign up for anything or give away my email for that bit of silliness.
