Okay, so you guys know I’m always tinkering with stuff, right? This time, I got this crazy idea after seeing some meme about Khabib Nurmagomedov and a car. Don’t ask. Anyway, I decided I needed to build a “Khabib Car.” I know, it sounds nuts, but hear me out.
The Plan:
First, I needed a car. A cheap one. I found this old, beat-up Lada Niva on Craigslist. Thing was rusty, smelled like old gym socks, but it was running (sort of). Haggled the dude down, paid cash, and drove that beast home. That was step one.
Next, the Khabib-ification. The vision was to make this car look like it could survive a bear attack and still win an MMA fight. I’m talking tough.
- Roll Cage: This was non-negotiable. Safety first, but also, it looks freakin’ cool. I ordered a bolt-in kit online. Let me tell you, wrestling with that thing in my garage was a workout in itself. Instructions were terrible, but eventually, I got it bolted in.
- Skid Plates: Gotta protect the undercarriage. I went to a local metal shop and got some thick steel plates cut to size. Bolted those bad boys on. Now the car can probably drive over a small boulder.
- Aggressive Tires: Stock tires? No way. I needed some serious off-road tires. Got a set of mud terrains. They are loud as hell on the road, but they look mean.
- Khabib Decals: I couldn’t resist. Got a custom decal made with Khabib’s name and his signature eagle. Slapped that on the hood. Pure class.
The Build:
The roll cage was the biggest pain. The instructions were vague, and I spent hours trying to figure out which piece went where. I swear, I almost gave up a few times. But, I persevered. Lots of cursing, sweating, and trips to the hardware store later, it was finally done.
The skid plates were actually pretty straightforward. Just measured, drilled some holes, and bolted them on. I even painted them black to make them look extra tough.
The tires were surprisingly easy to install. Took it to a local tire shop and they had them on in no time.
The decal was the easiest part. Just peeled and stuck it on. Instant Khabib-mobile.
The Result:
The “Khabib Car” is a beast. It’s loud, it’s rough, it’s probably not street legal in some places, but it’s awesome. I’ve taken it off-roading a few times, and it handles like a champ. It even turned a few heads. People either love it or think I’m completely insane. Either way, it makes me laugh.
Lessons Learned:
Building a “Khabib Car” is dumb. But it’s also a lot of fun. I learned a lot about cars, fabrication, and the importance of having a good set of tools (and a lot of patience). Would I do it again? Probably not. But I don’t regret it for a second.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go find a bear to wrestle with… in my car, of course.
