Alright, let’s talk about how I tried to figure out my net worth. It sounds fancy, but trust me, it was more like a messy scavenger hunt through my finances.

First things first, I had to gather all the stuff. And I mean all the stuff. Bank statements? Check. Investment account logins? Check. Those random gift cards I never use? Yep, those too. I even dug out my old credit card statements – talk about a trip down memory lane (and a reminder of some questionable purchases).
Then, I started listing my assets. I’m talking about everything I own that has some value. Here’s a quick breakdown:
- Cash in my checking and savings accounts
- Money in my investment accounts (stocks, bonds, the whole shebang)
- The estimated value of my car (thanks, Kelley Blue Book!)
- Retirement accounts (401k, IRA – the future me will thank me for this)
- Even things like the value of my furniture.
Next up, the not-so-fun part: liabilities. This is all the stuff I owe to other people or institutions. The big ones were:
- My student loan debt (ugh, still paying those off)
- Credit card balances (a constant work in progress)
- My share of the mortgage on my house
Once I had all the numbers, it was time for some good old-fashioned subtraction. Net Worth = Total Assets – Total Liabilities. I plugged everything into a spreadsheet (because I’m a nerd like that) and waited with bated breath.
The final number? Well, let’s just say it wasn’t quite the yacht-and-private-island level I was hoping for. But it was a solid starting point, and honestly, seeing everything laid out in black and white was super helpful. I realized I was doing better than I thought in some areas, and I definitely identified some areas where I need to step up my game (looking at you, credit card debt!).
The best part? It wasn’t a one-time thing. I’m planning on tracking my net worth regularly – maybe quarterly, maybe annually – to see how I’m progressing towards my financial goals. It’s like a financial checkup, and it’s way less scary than going to the doctor. Plus, it motivates me to save more, spend less, and generally be smarter about my money.
So, that’s the story of my net worth adventure. It wasn’t exactly a “trick,” but it was definitely eye-opening. If you haven’t done it before, I highly recommend giving it a shot. You might be surprised by what you find!