So, I found myself going down a bit of a rabbit hole the other day. Saw Patrick Mahomes on TV after a game, dude’s amazing, right? And then the thought popped into my head – what kind of car does a guy like that drive? You know, just random curiosity.

Fired up the computer, typed it in. Easy enough, I thought. Boy, was I wrong. It’s like wading through mud. You get bombarded with all sorts of stuff.
Digging Around Online
First off, tons of websites claim to know exactly what’s in his garage. One site says a Ferrari, another mentions some fancy SUV, then there’s talk about custom trucks. It felt all over the place.
- Lots of pictures, sure, but half of them look like they could be from anywhere, or maybe just rentals for an event.
- Then you got the fan forums, everyone guessing or repeating what they read somewhere else.
- Trying to find something solid, like him actually talking about his main car? Forget it. Seems like he keeps that stuff pretty private, which I guess makes sense.
It wasn’t like looking up specs for a regular car model. This was more like gossip column stuff. Made me think, honestly.
Made Me Think ‘Bout My Own Wheels
Here I am, spending time trying to figure out if this super famous quarterback prefers Italian sports cars or American muscle, and I glanced out the window at my own car. It ain’t flashy. Gets me from A to B, sometimes with a weird noise, but it runs. I remember saving up for my first car, felt like the biggest deal in the world. It was old, needed work, but it was mine.
Seeing all the speculation about Mahomes’ cars, these machines worth more than my house, it didn’t make me jealous, surprisingly. Just kinda highlighted how different worlds can be. It also reminded me of something else entirely, totally unrelated, but it just popped in there.
Funny How Your Mind Wanders
Reminded me of this project I was working on ages ago. A real tough one. We were pulling crazy hours, stressed out, trying to meet this impossible deadline. Our manager back then, nice guy usually, but he was obsessed with this vintage watch he’d bought. Cost a fortune. He’d polish it during meetings, talk about its history. Meanwhile, the project’s falling apart, and we’re all running on fumes.
It wasn’t his fault, not really, but the focus felt wrong, you know? Like, we’re drowning here, and you’re admiring your shiny thing. Seeing all the fuss online about Mahomes’ car kinda felt like that moment again. Focusing on the shiny thing instead of maybe, I dunno, something else.
Back to Reality
Anyway, after clicking through endless pages of ‘Mahomes’ car collection exposed!’, I just closed the browser. Didn’t really find a definitive answer, just a lot of noise. He probably has some nice cars, good for him, he earned it.

But honestly? Who really cares exactly which model he drove yesterday? Felt like I’d spent energy on something that just doesn’t matter much in the grand scheme of things. My own car needed gas, that felt like a more important thing to deal with. So, I went and did that instead. Cleared my head a bit, too.