Alright, let me tell you about this little project I tried the other day, this ‘ice cube hat’ thing.
It started because it was just brutally hot, you know? The air conditioning was fighting a losing battle, and I was sitting there thinking, there’s gotta be a better way to cool down my actual head. You see folks using wet towels, but I wanted something more… direct. More ice-involved.
My First Go
So, first attempt, I grabbed an old baseball cap I don’t care much about. Then I took one of those zip-top sandwich bags, filled it maybe halfway with ice cubes from the freezer tray. Sealed it up tight, or so I thought. I kinda squished it down into the cap, trying to make it fit the curve of my head. Put the cap on.
Felt pretty good for about, oh, thirty seconds. Then the condensation started. Then the leaks. Little drips found their way out of the zip seal, I guess. Started running down my forehead, behind my ears. Not exactly the refreshing experience I imagined. Plus, the bag full of cubes was lumpy and weirdly heavy in spots. It wasn’t comfortable at all.
Trying to Get Smarter
Okay, attempt one was a bust. Dripping was the main enemy. I thought, maybe contain the meltwater better? I looked around the kitchen. Found a shallow plastic food container, the kind you get takeout in. Cleaned it out.
My brilliant idea:
- Put the ice cubes directly into this container.
- Put the container inside the hat.
- Hat goes on head.
Well, this kinda worked, in that the water stayed in the container mostly. But now I had a rigid plastic thing on my head. It didn’t conform at all, just perched there. Looked absolutely ridiculous, I’m sure. And it felt even dumber than it looked. Way too top-heavy and awkward. If I tilted my head, the whole contraption threatened to slide off. Still not right.
Maybe Absorbency?
I started thinking maybe the ice itself was too harsh. What about something that holds the cold but isn’t just hard, leaky ice? I grabbed one of those reusable gel ice packs, the soft kind. Let it get really cold in the freezer. Tried stuffing that into the cap.
This was better. Less lumpy, no immediate leaking. But it wasn’t really an ‘ice cube’ hat anymore, was it? And those gel packs, they warm up faster than you’d think, especially against your head. So, the cooling effect didn’t last all that long. Felt like I was just back to a slightly more complicated version of a wet towel.

Final Thoughts
Stood there in the kitchen, looking at the damp hat, the leaky bag, the weird plastic container, the warming gel pack. Kind of had to laugh. This whole exercise felt a bit like some projects I remember from my old job – sounds like a simple, clever idea on paper, but the practical reality is messy and doesn’t quite deliver. You spend all this time trying to force it, and in the end, you wonder why you bothered.
So, the grand result of the ice cube hat experiment? Failure. Ended up just grabbing a cold drink and sitting closer to the fan. Sometimes the simplest solutions really are the best. You try things, you mess around, sometimes you just end up with a slightly damp hat and the knowledge that putting loose ice on your head isn’t the genius move you thought it was. That’s how you learn, I guess. By doing silly stuff.