My Thoughts Kicked Off By ‘John Cena Alcohol’
Alright, so I was just sitting here, trying to figure out why my internet’s been so choppy lately. You know how it is, one minute you’re watching a video, the next it’s buffering like crazy. Drives me nuts. Spent a good hour restarting the modem, checking cables, the usual stuff. Didn’t fix a thing, naturally.
Anyway, while I was fiddling with wires, my mind started wandering. It does that a lot these days. I started thinking about commercials, probably because I saw some annoying ad pop up earlier. Then I thought about celebrities and how they seem to slap their names on everything now.
It just pops into my head: John Cena. Yeah, the wrestler guy. You Can’t See Me, all that. Remember him? Big dude. Used to watch him back in the day when I actually had time for wrestling. Seemed like a decent enough guy on screen, always about hustle, loyalty, respect.
Then the weird part came up in my head, maybe from something I half-saw online or just my brain making stuff up: John Cena alcohol. Like, his own brand of booze? Seemed kinda odd, but then again, everyone’s doing it, right?
- Actors got tequila.
- Musicians got wine.
- Even wrestlers apparently jumping in.
So, I mentally pictured it. What would John Cena alcohol even be? Probably something super strong, maybe called “Attitude Adjustment Ale” or “Five Knuckle Shuffle Stout”? I dunno. It’s funny the things you think about when you’re supposed to be fixing something else.
Didn’t actually go looking for it or anything. Didn’t buy any, obviously. It was just a thought that floated through my head while I was getting frustrated with my Wi-Fi. Just another celebrity putting their face on a bottle, I guess. Makes you wonder if they even drink the stuff themselves. Probably not.
Anyway, still gotta figure out this internet problem. Maybe I’ll just call the company tomorrow. Thinking about celebrity booze isn’t getting my connection fixed, that’s for sure.
