That zzz banner leaks, you see, it’s a big thing now. Everybody talking ’bout it. ZZZ, they call it. What a name! Sounds like someone sleepin’.
They say there’s gonna be new folks in that game. New characters, they say. Like we need more folks to keep track of. I can barely remember the ones I already know! They got fancy names too, all hard to say.
- Version 1.1
- Version 1.2
- Version 1.3
They got these things, these banners. Like them flags we used to wave at the county fair. Only these ones, you gotta pay for ’em. And they ain’t cheap, let me tell you. Some folks spend all their money on them. Crazy, I say. Just like buyin’ them lottery tickets, hopin’ to get rich. Only here, you’re hopin’ to get some strong fella or gal in a game.
What them ZZZ banners got?
Well, like I said, they got them new folks in ’em. And sometimes they got weapons too. Like them shiny swords and guns them young’uns like to play with. Only these ones are for the game. I guess they make your characters stronger or somethin’. I don’t rightly know, I ain’t no expert.
They say these leaks, they tell you what’s comin’ up next. Like peekin’ behind the curtain before the show starts. Some folks like that, they like to know what’s comin’. Me, I don’t care much. I just play the game when I got time. And I don’t spend my money on them banners. I got better things to do with my money. Like buyin’ seeds for my garden.
These ZZZ codes, that’s another thing. They say it gives you somethin’, I think it is called Polychromes. Sounds like a fancy word. Then you can use that Polychromes thing to get them Agents. They are the ones you play as in the game. I heard some fella named Lighter is good, part of the Sons of somethin’. I don’t know, I seen better.
They say version 1.3 is comin’ soon. I don’t know when that is. They got all these updates and versions, it’s hard to keep up. They always addin’ new stuff. I guess it keeps the young’uns interested. They get bored easy, you know.
I hear some folks call it gacha. Sounds like a sneeze to me. Apparently, it’s like them prize machines at the store. You put your money in and you hope you get somethin’ good. Only with these banners, you can spend a whole lot of money and still not get what you want. It’s a gamble, that’s what it is.
Is it worth it, these ZZZ banners?
Well, that depends, don’t it? If you got money to burn, and you really want them new characters or weapons, then maybe it is. But for me, I’d rather save my money. I ain’t got much, and I ain’t gonna waste it on some game.
These Zenless Zone Zero banners are somethin’ else, ain’t they? HoYoverse, that’s the name of them folks who made it. I guess they doin’ well with this one, got a big hit like they say. I just hope them young’uns don’t get too carried away with it. There’s more to life than just games, you know.
They talk ’bout signal search too. Like searchin’ for somethin’ lost. I don’t get it. But that seems important in that ZZZ thing. They always got somethin’ new to talk about, always some new thing to chase.
Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy games. We played outside, we used our imaginations. We didn’t need no banners or leaks to have fun. But I guess times change. These kids today, they like their screens and their games. And that’s alright, I suppose. As long as they don’t forget to enjoy the real world too.
So there you have it. That’s what I know ’bout them zzz banner leaks. It ain’t much, but it’s somethin’. I just hope them young’uns don’t lose their heads over it. Or their money. Best to keep both feet on the ground, I always say. And don’t forget to water the garden. That’s important too.
