Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post about the Ranni questline, written in the style you requested:
Alright, so, I finally got around to doing the Ranni questline in Elden Ring. Man, what a ride! I’d heard it was a long one, and boy, were people right. But it was totally worth it, the ending is awesome! Here’s how it went down for me:
First Meeting Ranni…Kinda
First things first, I bumped into this “Renna” chick at the Church of Elleh, right at the start. She gave me the Spirit Calling Bell – you know, the thing that lets you summon those ghostly helpers. I didn’t think much of it at the time, just, “Okay, cool, free stuff!” Little did I know…
The Real Deal Starts
Later on, I was exploring Liurnia of the Lakes, cleared out Caria Manor – that place with all the creepy hand spiders, yuck. And who did I find at the top of Ranni’s Rise? Ranni, the actual witch! This is where things got interesting.
She asked me to join her cause, something about the “Age of Stars”. Sounded epic, so, of course, I said yes. That’s when she introduced me to her crew: Blaidd, the half-wolf dude, Iji, the giant blacksmith, and Seluvis, the smug sorcerer.
Working for the Witch
The first real task was to find Nokron, the Eternal City. Blaidd was already on the case, hanging out in the Siofra River Well. We had a good chat, and he pointed me towards the Radahn Festival. Honestly, going to the festival and beating him up was a blast!
Starscourge Radahn, No Problem
So, I went to Redmane Castle and fought Starscourge Radahn. Let me tell you, that fight was intense! All those other warriors helping out, the fiery arrows, the gravity magic… it was crazy. But I managed to take him down. After the battle a star just crushed on the Lands Between, and now I need to find where it landed.
Nokron and the Fingerslayer Blade
The falling star opened up a HUGE hole in the ground near Mistwood. Down I went, into Nokron. This place was beautiful and creepy at the same time. I fought my way through, found the Mimic Tear Ashes (super useful!), and eventually grabbed the Fingerslayer Blade, the item Ranni wanted.
Back to Ranni, and a New Path
I brought the blade back to Ranni, and she was pretty happy. She gave me the Carian Inverted Statue, which I used in the Carian Study Hall. That place was a trip, flipping everything upside down! It led me to the Divine Tower of Liurnia and the Cursemark of Death. I’m not gonna lie, I was totally lost at this part. It was all confusing. But it needed to be done!
Ainsel River and the Miniature Ranni
After that, I went back to Ranni’s Rise, but she was gone. Found a teleporter that send me to Ainsel River Main. There I met a little Ranni, she’s a doll. I’m just carrying her everywhere now. She asked me to eliminate Baleful Shadow.
Lake of Rot and the Grand Cloister
Oh boy, the Lake of Rot. This place is just… awful. Poison everywhere, those nasty centipede things… I ran through most of it, just trying to survive. Found the Grand Cloister, and had to fight Astel, Naturalborn of the Void. Another epic boss fight! Thank goodness, after beating him, the way is clear.
Moonlight Altar and the Finale
The Moonlight Altar, finally! This area is gorgeous. I went to the Cathedral of Manus Celes, fought a dragon (because of course there’s a dragon), and found Ranni, I mean, not a doll. Gave her the Dark Moon Ring, and she gave me the Dark Moon Greatsword, it was an even exchange, and she disappeared. That’s it! I have completed her questline!
So yeah, that was my experience with Ranni’s questline. Long, confusing at times, but ultimately awesome. I’d definitely recommend it if you’re looking for a deep and rewarding quest in Elden Ring. Just be prepared for a long journey!
