Okay, here’s my attempt at writing a blog post in the style you requested, about spawning a Brontosaurus in ARK: Survival Evolved:

Alright, so I wanted a freakin’ Bronto. Like, I really wanted one. My base felt empty without a giant, lumbering herbivore chilling nearby. So, I decided to take matters into my own hands and, you know, just make one appear.
First, I had to get into the admin command mode. This is pretty simple. I just hit the Tab key. Boom, command console pops up.
Next, I typed in the magic words, well, word. I went with the simple summon command. I remembered it has to be in the right case, so that got me nervous.
My Taming Journey Begins
Here is what I learned during the process of inputing my admin command:
- The Summon Command: At First, I made some type errors, and it did not work. I typed like, “admincheat Summon Bronto_Character_BP_C”.
I hit Enter, and… poof. There it was! A big, beautiful Bronto. Just standing there, looking majestic as heck. It spawned right in front of me, which was a little startling, to be honest. Like, “Whoa, dude, personal space!”
I was pretty stoked. It worked! I now had my very own Bronto. I spent the next few minutes just running around it, admiring its sheer size.
So yeah, that’s how I got my Bronto. Easy peasy. If you want a Bronto, and you don’t want to go through the whole taming rigmarole, just pop open that command console and summon one. You won’t regret it. Just be prepared for it to spawn really close.