Alright, you youngsters wanna know about them “raw spoilers,” huh? Well, gather ’round, let me tell ya what I heard through the grapevine. Don’t rightly know what all this “WWE” and “RAW” stuff is, but seems like a bunch of fellas wrestling and whatnot. Got it from some folks talkin’ down at the market.
So, there’s this fella, Bronson Reed, seems he wrestled another fella named Seth Rollins. Now, from what I gather, Seth fella was doin’ alright, but then this Solo Sikoa, he interfered. Helped Bronson win, they say. Sounds like a bit of a cheat to me, but that’s how these fellas play, I guess.
And there’s talk about some women fightin’ too. A “battle royal” they called it. Don’t rightly know what that means, but sounds like a whole bunch of them gals just goin’ at it. Winner gets to challenge for some championship, they say. Then there’s somethin’ about a “Fatal 4-Way Match.” Sounds dangerous, don’t it? Four women fightin’ for a chance at another championship. Seems like them ladies are tougher than they look.
- Bronson Reed beat Seth Rollins, but with Solo Sikoa’s help. Ain’t right, if you ask me.
- Lots of women fightin’. Battle royal and a four-way thing. They’re gonna get hurt, mark my words.
Now, they filmed all this ahead of time, seems like. Down in Michigan somewhere. They do that so they can show it later on the TV, I guess. Ain’t natural, if you ask me. Should be doin’ it live, right then and there. But what do I know? I’m just an old woman.
And there’s this other fella, Shelton Benjamin, they say. He wrestled someone named Eugene. Won that match and now he’s gonna challenge for some “Intercontinental Championship.” What in the world does that even mean? Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over nothin’. But folks seem to get all riled up about it.
Oh, and this Ashley gal, she won a match too. Don’t know who she wrestled, but good for her, I guess. Seems like everyone’s fightin’ these days. Can’t we all just get along?
What to make of all this? Well, it sounds like a whole lot of ruckus and commotion. Fellas and gals wrestlin’, cheatin’, and fightin’ for championships. Don’t see the appeal myself, but folks seem to enjoy it. Guess it’s better than gettin’ into real trouble, right?
So, there you have it. Them “raw spoilers” you were askin’ about. Just a bunch of folks wrestlin’ and whatnot. Don’t get too worked up about it, it’s just entertainment, they say. But me, I’d rather sit on the porch with a nice glass of lemonade and watch the birds fly by. That’s real entertainment, if you ask me.
Tags: WWE, Raw, Spoilers, Wrestling, Bronson Reed, Seth Rollins, Solo Sikoa, Women’s Battle Royal, Fatal 4-Way Match, Shelton Benjamin, Eugene, Intercontinental Championship, Ashley
