Alright, let’s talk about this Bryce Harper fella and how much money he’s got. They call it “net worth,” sounds fancy, huh? I just call it how much dough he’s stacked up.
So, I heard on the TV, this Bryce guy, plays baseball for the Phillies, you know, the team with the red hats. They said he signed a big ol’ contract, somethin’ like 13 years for 330 million dollars! Can you believe that? That’s more money than anyone in my whole darn town has ever seen. That’s a whole lotta scratch! Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it.
- 13 years, they said! That’s like forever. I hope he’s good at savin’ money.
- 330 million dollars! I can’t even count that high. You could buy a whole lotta chickens with that kinda money, let me tell ya.
Now, they say his “net worth,” whatever that means, is around 200 million dollars. That’s still a heap of money, even if it ain’t the whole 330 million. I reckon they take out taxes and stuff. The government always wants their piece, don’t they?
But how does a fella get that kinda money just hittin’ a ball with a stick? I don’t get it. Back in my day, you worked hard on the farm, and you were lucky to have enough to put food on the table. But these young fellas, they make millions playin’ games. Times sure have changed.
They also said something about him gettin’ money from other stuff too. “Endorsements,” they called it. Sounds like he gets paid to say nice things about stuff, like shoes and drinks maybe. Heck, if they paid me to talk, I’d be richer than that Bryce fella! I can talk the ears off a donkey.
And I heard he’s got fancy houses and cars. Well, I guess if you got all that money, you gotta spend it on somethin’. But me, I’d rather have a good tractor and a sturdy barn. That’s just practical, you know.
I also saw somethin’ on the internet, the youngins are always on that thing. It said somethin’ about him havin’ negative money back in 2017. Said somethin’ about -$365,001. Imagine that! Owe more than a body got! How can you owe that much? Makes no sense to me, if you don’t have it, you don’t spend it. But I guess even rich folks can get into a pickle sometimes. They also mentioned he just had a baby and had to take some time off. Well that’s understandable, family comes first. They don’t stay little for long ya know!
Anyway, this Bryce Harper seems like a lucky fella. He plays a game, makes a ton of money, and gets to live the high life. Good for him, I guess. But I still think he should learn how to milk a cow, just in case that baseball thing doesn’t work out. You never know when a good skill will come in handy.
So there you have it, that’s what I know about Bryce Harper’s money. It’s more than I can imagine, that’s for sure. But money ain’t everything, you know. It can’t buy you happiness, or a good night’s sleep. At least, that’s what my old pappy used to say. And he was a smart fella, even if he didn’t have two cents to rub together.
At the end of the day, I hope Bryce Harper’s a good person, money or no money. That’s what really matters, ya know? Bein’ good to your neighbors and lendin’ a hand when you can. That’s what my momma taught me, and it’s served me well all these years. You can have all the money in the world but if you don’t have good in you what’s it all for?
Anyways I’ve rambled on long enough, probably bored ya to tears. But that’s what happens when you get old, you just talk and talk, haha. But I hope ya got somethin’ out of all my jabberin’. Now I gotta go feed the chickens. They’re probably squawkin’ up a storm out there.
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