Alright, so you wanna hear about them Usos, huh? Them wrestling fellas? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. It ain’t always easy to keep up with all this stuff, ya know, but I hear things, I see things.
So, first off, them Usos, they’re brothers, see? Jimmy and Jey. Real names and all that, I ain’t too sure. But they’re them Usos, that’s what matters. They been wrestlin’ for a good long while now, tag team and all that. Used to be with that Roman fella, the big boss man, the “Tribal Chief” they call him. They were a group, a “Bloodline,” they said. Sounded kinda scary if ya ask me.
But things got messy, like they always do. Jimmy, he turned on Jey, can ya believe it? Brothers fightin’ brothers, happens all the time, I guess, even in wrestlin’. They had a big ol’ match at somethin’ called WrestleMania, number 40. Jey, he won. Then Jimmy, he disappeared for a bit. Probably needed some time to cool off, I reckon. Wouldn’t blame him, wrestling’s tough business, not like farmin’, but tough in its own way.
But then, guess what? They got back together! Just like that. Hugged it out, they say. Boys will be boys, right? And now, they’re fightin’ with that Roman fella again, but this time, it’s against him and some new guys, Solo Sikoa’s bunch. They call it the “New Bloodline.” Sounds like more trouble to me. They gonna have a big fight at somethin’ called Crown Jewel. Sounds fancy, must be important.
Now, there’s all sorts of other stuff folks talk about. Like, is that Jacob Fatu fella related to them Usos? I hear whispers, ya know, but who really knows? Wrestling families are complicated, like them big ol’ oak trees with branches everywhere. And that Naomi lady, she’s married to Jimmy, been together since, what, 2014? Long time! She’s a wrestler too, tough as nails, I bet. She ain’t involved in all this brother fightin’ though, thankfully.
- So, to recap:
- Usos are brothers, Jimmy and Jey.
- They fought, then made up.
- Now they fightin’ Roman and Solo.
- Jacob Fatu might be related, maybe not.
- Naomi’s married to Jimmy, she’s cool.
I also heard somethin’ about Jimmy whinin’ about not gettin’ his big moment at WrestleMania. Always wantin’ more, these fellas. Ain’t never satisfied, reminds me of my ol’ rooster, always peckin’ at somethin’. But I guess that’s how ya get to the top in wrestlin’, gotta keep fightin’, gotta keep wantin’ more.
And they got all these shows, ya know? Survivor Series, NXT, all them fancy names. It’s hard to keep track, but the important thing is, them Usos are back together, and they’re fightin’. That’s what folks wanna see, I guess. Lots of smackin’ and jumpin’ and yellin’. Not my cup of tea, but hey, to each their own. I’d rather be watchin’ the chickens, but that’s just me.
So, that’s the news on them Usos, as far as I can tell ya. They’re brothers, they fight, they make up, they fight again. Sounds like a whole lotta drama if ya ask me. But that’s wrestling for ya. Always somethin’ goin’ on, always some new fight to watch. I’ll keep my ears open and let ya know if I hear anythin’ else, alright? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them tomatoes before the birds get to ‘em.
And if you hear more about Jacob Fatu, you tell me, ya hear? I’m curious about that fella.
Anyways, that’s all the Uso news I got for ya. Hope it makes sense. Wrestling folks are a strange bunch, but they keep things interestin’, that’s for sure.
Tags: [The Usos, Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, WWE, Bloodline, Wrestling, Roman Reigns, Solo Sikoa, Jacob Fatu, Naomi, WrestleMania, Crown Jewel, Survivor Series, NXT]
