Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this fella, WhistlinDiesel. You know, the one always smashin’ up cars and makin’ a big ol’ mess on that YouTube? Yeah, him. Seems like folks are mighty curious ‘bout his gal, or should I say, gals, cause seems like he’s had a few.
First off, there was this Katie Miller girl. They say they met at one of them fancy gyms down in Texas, Houston, I think it was. Both of ‘em liked to keep fit, I guess. Made a pretty picture, them two, always smilin’ and whatnot. They seemed happy, you know? Always together in them pictures and videos. But then, things got kinda quiet, real quiet.
- Met in Texas gym.
- Liked fitness stuff.
- Seemed happy at first.
Then, bam! Next thing you know, folks are whisperin’ about a divorce. WhistlinDiesel, he puts up a picture on that Instagram thing, with a new gal. Just like that. No fuss, no muss, well, maybe some fuss from folks online, I reckon. But he just flat out showed a new gal and said he was divorced. Didn’t beat around the bush, that’s for sure.
This new gal, they say her name is Hailey Lujan. Don’t know much about her. Not like that Katie girl, who was around for a spell. Hailey, she’s kinda new on the scene, you know? Folks are still tryin’ to figure her out. Is she gonna stick around? Is she gonna be in them crazy car videos? Who knows? Only time will tell, I always say.
Now, this WhistlinDiesel fella, he’s more than just a car smasher, you see. He’s got big plans, they say. Signed up with some big-shot agency, CAA, I think they called it. Wants to make more videos, sell stuff, all sorts of things. And I guess havin’ a gal by your side, well, that’s part of the deal sometimes, ain’t it? Whether it’s Katie or Hailey or whoever comes next, I reckon.
He even done made a music video with them singers, Kane Brown and that Marshmallow fella. Can you believe it? A car-smashin’ fella makin’ music videos! The world’s gone crazy, I tell ya. But hey, good for him, I guess. Makin’ a livin’, havin’ fun, and findin’ new gals along the way. That’s the way it goes sometimes ain’t it?
But you know what I think? I think these young folks, they move too fast. Divorces and new girlfriends, all happenin’ faster than a greased pig at a county fair. Back in my day, you stuck with your fella, through thick and thin. But times have changed, I guess. Folks do what they want, and nobody bats an eye.
So, there ya have it. The lowdown on WhistlinDiesel and his gals. Katie, Hailey, who knows who’s next? It’s a whole lot of fuss about nothin’ if you ask me. But those youn’uns like to keep up on this stuff, so there it is. Just remember, life’s more than just smashin’ cars and chasin’ after girls. There’s hard work and good eats, and that’s about all ya need in this life.
And all that fitness stuff? Well, I reckon workin’ on a farm all day keeps you fitter than any fancy gym, but that’s just my way of thinking. These young folks, they got their own ways, and we got ours. That’s just how it is, ain’t it?
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