Senless Zone Zero Nocha Review: Does it really work?

Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this… uh… Zenless Zone Zero thingy, yeah, that’s it. My grandkid showed it to me, all flashy and noisy, like them city folks’ firecrackers.

So, this Zenless Zone Zero, it’s a game, see? Like them Pac-Man things from back in the day, but all dolled up with them fancy anime pictures. My grandkid says it’s an “ARPG,” whatever that means. Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me. All I see is a bunch of characters runnin’ around, hittin’ things. Reminds me of that time old man Johnson’s chickens got loose in the yard – a whole lotta squawkin’ and feathers flyin’!

First off, they say you don’t gotta spend a fortune to play. That’s good, ’cause I ain’t got no money to throw away on them computer games. They talk about “Polychrome” somethin’ or other. Sounds like one of them fancy paints they use on cars in the city. Anyways, they say you get it for free, so that’s a good thing, I guess.
Then there’s all this talk about “changin’ the world.” Hmph, if a game could change the world, I’d be a millionaire and my chickens would lay golden eggs! But hey, the young folks like to dream big, so let ’em have their fun. You download it, and off you go, adventurin’ and whatnot. Just like them books my grandkid reads, full of magic and monsters.

This game, it’s real… uh… what’s the word? Stylish, yeah, that’s it. Like them fancy magazines the city girls read. Lots of bright colors and pretty faces. The characters, they move all slick and smooth, not like them old robots in that movie my son used to watch. They fight real good too, all kinds of whoosh-bang-pow stuff going on. Makes my head spin sometimes, all that jumpin’ and flashin’.

Now, they say this game is full of “juice.” Juice? Like apple juice? Orange juice? I don’t get it. My grandkid says it means the game feels good to play, like when you hit that jackpot on the slot machine down at the diner. I guess that makes sense. It does look kinda fun, all them combos and special moves. Reminds me of that time I whacked that raccoon with my broom – felt pretty good, I tell ya!

And that “action adventure” part? Well, it’s just a fancy way of sayin’ you go around beatin’ up bad guys, I reckon. Just like them cowboys in them old westerns. You got your heroes, your villains, and a whole lotta fightin’ in between. My grandkid says you gotta explore and find stuff, too. Sounds like when I go huntin’ for mushrooms in the woods – gotta keep your eyes peeled and know where to look.

So, is this Zenless Zone Zero game any good? I dunno. I’m too old for all this computer stuff. But my grandkid seems to like it, and it keeps him outta trouble, so I guess it can’t be all bad. It’s loud, it’s flashy, and it’s got a whole lotta fightin’. If that’s your kinda thing, then go ahead and download it, give it a whirl. Just don’t blame me if you get addicted and forget to eat your dinner!

And remember, save your money. Don’t go spendin’ it all on them fancy Polychromes or whatever they are. A good home-cooked meal is worth more than any of that digital nonsense, I tell ya!

One last thing, they say this game is made by some company called Mihoyo. Sounds like one of them fancy Japanese car names. Well, I guess them Japanese folks know how to make a good game, just like they make them reliable cars. My neighbor had one of them Toyotas, drove it for twenty years, never had a problem. Maybe this Zenless Zone Zero game will last just as long.

So, there you have it. My two cents on this Zenless Zone Zero thing. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens.