Alright, let’s gab about them basketball fellas with the big ol’ feet. You know, the ones makin’ tracks like a tractor in mud. We’re talkin’ ’bout the biggest feet in the NBA. Heard tell there’s some fellas with feet so big, they gotta special order shoes. Can you imagine?
Now, I ain’t no expert on this here basketball, but I seen some games on that there TV box. And let me tell ya, some of them boys are HUGE! Big fellas, big hands, and you betcha, big feet. They say one fella, Shaquille O’Neal, he wears a size 22 shoe! Twenty-two! That’s bigger than my whole darn rooster!
They call him “Big Diesel,” that Shaq fella. Said he’s one of the best players ever, always stompin’ around, gettin’ those points. Guess them big feet help him stand his ground, you know? Like them ol’ oak trees in my back forty – ain’t nothin’ gonna move ’em. Makes sense, big feet, big fella, big game. That’s how it goes, I reckon.
- Shaq’s got them size 22s. That’s the biggest, they say.
- Then there’s other fellas, big too, but not as big as Shaq. Still big though! Probably wearin’ boots bigger than my milk pails.
They got a whole list of these fellas with big feet, you know. Seems like it’s a thing in this basketball world. Maybe it helps ’em jump higher or run faster? I ain’t sure. But them fellas with the big feet, they seem to be pretty good at puttin’ that ball in the hoop. That’s what it’s all about, ain’t it? Gettin’ that ball in the hoop and winnin’ the game.
Now, they talk about another fella, Joel Embiid. He’s big too, real big. Seven foot two, they say. That’s taller than my barn door! He’s one of them big names, like Shaq. Probably got big feet too, though I ain’t heard what size he wears. But if you’re that tall, you gotta have some big ‘ol flappers, that’s for sure.
I seen these basketball fellas on the TV, runnin’ and jumpin’, and I always wonder how they find shoes that big. Must be a special store, somewhere in the city maybe. Not like our little general store here, that’s for sure. We just got regular sizes, for regular folks. These basketball players, they ain’t regular, no sir. They’re somethin’ else.
It’s kinda amazin’ though, ain’t it? All these different folks with all different sizes of feet. And some of them fellas with the biggest feet, they go on and play this here basketball and become famous. Shows you, I guess, that it don’t matter how big or small your feet are, you can still do somethin’ special. But in basketball, seems like havin’ big feet might just be a bit of a helpin’ hand, or foot, so to speak. Keeps ya steady on your feet, like I always say.
Anyways, that’s what I know about the biggest feet in the NBA. Big fellas, big shoes, big game. It’s a whole different world, that basketball world. But it’s kinda fun to watch, sometimes, even for an ol’ gal like me. Specially when them big fellas with them big feet go runnin’ around, makin’ the ground shake. Reminds me of a good thunderstorm, all that rumblin’ and boom-boomin’. Except instead of rain, it’s points they’re makin’. And that, I reckon, is a good thing.
So there you have it. Big feet, big players, big games. That’s the NBA for ya. And if you ever see one of them fellas in person, you just take a look at them feet. You’ll be amazed, just like I was when I first heard about Shaq’s size 22s. Land sakes!
Tags: NBA, Shaquille O’Neal, Joel Embiid, Big Feet, Basketball, Shoe Size, Players, Sports
